If You Could, What Animal Would You Be, and Why?

The Cryptkeeper said:
You gonna snatch full grown Ibex from the ground with ease? :D

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Hahahah arent they just awesome. Goats too actually :D
 
Icyblaze said:
Tiger. So i can fuck everyone up in 2 seconds.
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Watch this tiger fuck up a big ass crocodile
[video=youtube;uYC_R-tsrEU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYC_R-tsrEU[/video]
[video=youtube;pGe6GP4lALU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGe6GP4lALU[/video]
 
chillwills said:
Watch this tiger fuck up a big ass crocodile
[video=youtube;uYC_R-tsrEU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYC_R-tsrEU[/video]
[video=youtube;pGe6GP4lALU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGe6GP4lALU[/video]
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Hmmm, could it do the same to a bear or hippo? I seen them kill crocs before and it doesn`t suprise me. How about fighting a grizzly bear? :D
 
Tenner said:
Hmmm, could it do the same to a bear or hippo? I seen them kill crocs before and it doesn`t suprise me. How about fighting a grizzly bear? :D
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Bears fight just like Tigers. Limited Evolutionary Bipedalism. But where as a Tiger is fast in that state, a Bear is quite slow. Now a Bear against a Lion, that'd be something. LMAO
 
I'd like to be a tampon, stuck in my favorite place, O shit not an animal OK I want to be a Tampasourous, this is good smoke......
 
woodsmaneh! said:
I'd like to be a tampon, stuck in my favorite place, O shit not an animal OK I want to be a Tampasourous, this is good smoke......
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Your favorite place is a bloody, sticky, hairy vagina? Gross man...


I'd be a Honey Badger....those fuckers kill lions by ripping off there ball sack. I am NOT kidding either.
 
Motherfucking Ligers are HUGE!!:shock: Start @ 00:40

[video=youtube;43LtkaVXdtM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43LtkaVXdtM[/video]
 
Ya Ligers are gigantic.


But my honey badger could still get that nutsack in its mouth and you then are dead sir. It wouldn't back down either. The most fearless animal alive. Its gonna chew your nuts to pieces my friend. Guess were not friends if you were transformed into a liger and I a honey badger and then ate your ballsack like a burger and fries. Oh well. High five.


Also wasn't there a show and book series called Animorphs and they turned into animals and shit to save the world?
 
shmow52 said:
holy shit, i vaguely remember that. no clue at all really...
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I just remember a hot blonde and the group was extremely ethnic. Asian girl, black kid, Indian kid, Asian guy, and hot blonde girl and maybe a white guy.


One was like a hawk. The other a wolf.


The Cast..
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Looooong time ago...and I'm only 22.
 
Kodank Moment said:
Ya Ligers are gigantic.


But my honey badger could still get that nutsack in its mouth and you then are dead sir. It wouldn't back down either. The most fearless animal alive. Its gonna chew your nuts to pieces my friend. Guess were not friends if you were transformed into a liger and I a honey badger and then ate your ballsack like a burger and fries. Oh well. High five.


Also wasn't there a show and book series called Animorphs and they turned into animals and shit to save the world?
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LOL hahaha
 
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