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ODanksta said:

If you could give yourself a blow job, would that make you gay?

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vro said:

i tried sucking my own dick when i was like 8 years old and nearly broke my own back

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ODanksta said:

If you could give yourself a blow job, would that make you gay?

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ODanksta said:

My girl and I were watching that YouTube video the other day, we've been saying the same thing, jokingly.

Btw my girl's was adopted by a lesbian at birth, true story.

@420nell420

Love you baby

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Singlemalt said:

Nah, I'd call it "self-aware", which mental health wise, is considered a good thing. We'd all likely be more compassionate human beings and environmentally conscientious and take care of the poor. Or not

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Red1966 said:

If I could suck my own dick, what do I need the poor for?

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Red1966 said:

How can a newly born lesbian qualify to adopt? Seems rather lax standards there.

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Singlemalt said:

Hence, the "or not". If I could suck my own dick, no fucks would be given about anything other than being interrupted

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ODanksta said:

Thanks that didn't make much sense, huh

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Singlemalt said:

You need thick carpet to prevent sliding and a wall

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Red1966 said:

No, that's called asexuality, not homosexuality. It would make you a cocksucker, tho.

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Red1966 said:

Purposely misinterpreting "my girl's was adopted by a lesbian at birth"

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Singlemalt said:

One day mom wanted to know why there were footprints on the wall, thinking fast I said I was trying to stand on my head. I think she bought it, she said wear socks next time

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