If you HAD to bludgeon something to death, what would it be?

Kobalt

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I seriously hate this thread lol. But...fine, I think I'd go with something lame like a deer so I could at least eat it after and it wouldn't be a waste. I don't think I have any grudges with any particular animals...now bugs and snakes on the other hand, I'd beat the fucking shit out of a pile of grasshoppers, crickets, earwigs, ants, spiders, or scorpions any day!
I hope that dear is already dead when you get to it cuz it would kick your ASS!!! LOL

I would choose a human. Actually I would go downtown, find that homeless guy that helped me push my car out of the intersection when it broke down, ask him who his worst enemy is, and then go beat them for him. :leaf: Word.
 

Kobalt

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DAMN!!! it took me 6 minutes to type that... LOL, I thought I was typing faster than a motha! :eyesmoke:
 

NOWitall

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i got to say if the fate of the world rest on me beating a mammal of my choosing to death.

just to save time and be practicle, a SMALL MOUSE. hell one hit save the world and go home. and poor some out for my little mousy homey that helped save the world.

im thinkin a golf club, one good swing, and xcept for the blood splater, no cleanup. :-P
 

W Dragon

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the smackheads that are ruining my country, unfortunately though i don't think 1 would be enough i'd probably do a couple just to be on the safe side, it's about time they come in useful for something lol, my weapon of choice would probably be a pick axe handle, failing that my gorilla bar (really large crow bar)
 

pilgram

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i go with a Platypus they are clearly the work of the devil....not even a mammal when it SHOULD be...pompus asshats
 

alberts

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i would use a sledge hammer on paulie shore. thats a mamal right?
He's not that bad, come on. IVe laughed at bio dome a couple times when I was high..
But yea since we are on the topic... nancy grace could get captain Caveman'd` up side her melon. lol
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alberts

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I take back what I said about kim jong.This lady could get it lol.I hate that bitch
I used to live with my granma for a summer to work and she would have nancy on 6 hours a day. Old people like her and oreily

UGH YES do zombies count? I'd take an AK-47 and blow heads off motha fuckas
I wouldn't think zombies count, I thought they had to be living, not living dead. But.., being the sicko I am I wouldnt mind just taking out the frustrations of the day on a zombie, or a Nazi like inglorious Basterds
 

gogrow

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I was gonna say Alex Trebek or Bob Saget, whether or not the world depended on it just because they're annoying f*cks.

Maybe bludgeoning Alex Trebek WITH Bob Saget ?
I see a photoshop project there....
I used to hate Bob for 'america's funniest home videos', that my grandparents loved, but Bob was completely redeemed for me with this one...
[video=youtube;dWQM6sOsd5k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQM6sOsd5k[/video]

as for the thread, it would have to be a human, as with my hands is the only way I would kill someone; out of retaliation at least. I feel that if you really feel that someone should be dead, you should be willing/able to cave their skull in with a rock..... so theirs my answer... a human, with a rock.
 

cmt1984

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i wana beat the fucking raccoon to death that has been breaking into my garbage every night and spreading it all over the place. but if i HAD to beat something to death it would have to be a rodent of some sort...maybe a rat.


gogrow - i feel the same way about bob saget. hated him on afv but loved him when i saw he is one of the dirtiest mother fuckers around lol.
 
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