If you were a plant, what strain would you be?

If you were a plant, what strain would you be?


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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
As there is not yet a legitimate Polar Bear strain, I've pondered and decided i'm most like an old-school sativa. Likes the heat, stretchy, lanky, slow to mature, trippy, heady ... not for everyone. A demanding high as opposed to relaxing ... but worth the wait. ;)
As I've had so little opportunity to pollinate, i'd be that double rarity: landrace Sativa sin semilla. cn
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
The crooked one.

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!" said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.
 

Brick Top

New Member
Purple Kush

Heavy, good smelling, good tasting, pass out after 3 hits.

Gee, that sounds really interesting and really fun. When it comes to sheer pleasure nothing beats being out cold or being semi-comatose where you sit and stare watching The Weather Channel for hours on end and think you are having a grand old time.
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
Bubblegum haze. A mix of hyperactivity and quiet contemplation. Lingering high like my affections. Sweet, kind on the throat, fruity smelling and tasting. I'll make you dizzy.
 
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