If you were my landlord what would u think?
- Thread starter dopeyG
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You should have your buddy stay in your bedroom naked jogging in place while jacking off to work up a sweat, and the second the landlord opens the door he scrambles around in a panic for his underwear, grabbing whatever he can to cover his throbbing boner. Your landlord will want to leave immediately, and if he felt you were trying to hide anything under that pile of junk, he'd probably think it's some kind of giant pervert machine you covered in anticipation of potential embarrassment.
troutie
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funny ... funny ... funny! ... made me laugh out loud!
and fairly good suggestion too ... thats if you have a mate who'd jack off for your lanlord
dopeyG
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Ha definitely dont know anyone that will do that. only got a buddy who is willing to lay in the bed and tell us to quiet the fuck down lol. Only problem with wrapping in christmas wrapping is its gonna be in january. I thought of this and think this would be awesome. other than the fact, if you really look you will notice that there is no way in hell anything that big fit thru that door lol. The only way that thing is coming in or out is by taking it apart...i'm pretty sure. It is right in the perfect place tho that someone could lie in the bed and leave the door open enough that you could see them laying in bed but not the box.
dopeyG
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No way lol. there would be no possible way i got a guitar amp that big thru that door.........Nope just measured, it doesnt fit in any way, shape, or form. The only way something that big is coming thru that door is in pieces. Altho when u buy furniture alot of times it comes in a box in pieces and you have to put i together yourself. but what is that big, yet that small. i hould have made it a bit taller, i could have passed it off maybe as an armoire...is that how you spell it? Anyway ya, but no, its not big enough.
legallyflying
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I dunno man, stupid is as stupid does. You KNOW your going to get inspected and yet, you STILL want to keep the plants in there? And its illegal to grow weed where you are? Ummm, this sounds like an episode of judge Judy just waiting to happen.
If someone was growing weed..illegally.. in one of my rental homes I would tell him to pack it up and get the hell out or get it legal. Given the laws in this country over property and drug manufacturing, I could potentially have my house seized as evidence. Probably wouldn't happen but it CAN happen, so why should I stick my neck out for some guy wanting to use my property for illicit activities.
Yeah, it may seem harsh and all. Definitely not the "hey bro, its all good approach " but anyone who has rented properties soon learns that that approach often gets you fucked in the end. Doing people favors or going against your better judgement to "help someone out" typically ends badly for the lanlord.
If someone was growing weed..illegally.. in one of my rental homes I would tell him to pack it up and get the hell out or get it legal. Given the laws in this country over property and drug manufacturing, I could potentially have my house seized as evidence. Probably wouldn't happen but it CAN happen, so why should I stick my neck out for some guy wanting to use my property for illicit activities.
Yeah, it may seem harsh and all. Definitely not the "hey bro, its all good approach " but anyone who has rented properties soon learns that that approach often gets you fucked in the end. Doing people favors or going against your better judgement to "help someone out" typically ends badly for the lanlord.
themanwiththeplan
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put thin pieces of cardboard all the way around it (to look like a box) and then wrap it like a big gift.
thats my opinion.
of course the best thing to do would be to move it out of the apt until the inspection is over then move it back (stealthy of course) but ive grown w/ a 1600w+ setup in a rented home for over 2 years and theres been more than a few times where i moved everything out for an inspection only for it to get canceled and then i had to move it all back for nothing!
so i know the feeling. since your grow looks pretty well contained in that thing (mine was not...i was just growing openly in 8x10 room) your best bet is to just make it look like a present so long as it has no smell...if it smells you'll have to move the plants again.
ugh i hate renting. so difficult to grow. not that it cant be done as my inspectors have never suspected a thing. my biggest issue was getting rid of the mj smell before the inspection as it seems like the smell just sunk into the walls of my grow room and it still smelled like plants were in there even though they had been moved out of 24hrs prior.
so i had to open all my windows and let the fans blow and freeze to death just to get rid of the smell. try ozium though. ive never owned any but i had a friend who did and it worked wonders for getting rid of the mj smell without replacing it with a perfume like fragrance.
thats my opinion.
of course the best thing to do would be to move it out of the apt until the inspection is over then move it back (stealthy of course) but ive grown w/ a 1600w+ setup in a rented home for over 2 years and theres been more than a few times where i moved everything out for an inspection only for it to get canceled and then i had to move it all back for nothing!
so i know the feeling. since your grow looks pretty well contained in that thing (mine was not...i was just growing openly in 8x10 room) your best bet is to just make it look like a present so long as it has no smell...if it smells you'll have to move the plants again.
ugh i hate renting. so difficult to grow. not that it cant be done as my inspectors have never suspected a thing. my biggest issue was getting rid of the mj smell before the inspection as it seems like the smell just sunk into the walls of my grow room and it still smelled like plants were in there even though they had been moved out of 24hrs prior.
so i had to open all my windows and let the fans blow and freeze to death just to get rid of the smell. try ozium though. ive never owned any but i had a friend who did and it worked wonders for getting rid of the mj smell without replacing it with a perfume like fragrance.
themanwiththeplan
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oh well if its that big that its obvious it wouldnt fit through the door in one piece then maybe try to have the buddy/gf/wife sleep in your bed. either say they are sick or hungover. most likely your landlord will just open the door. take one step inside...peak around...close the door.
its not fool proof though. like i said in my last post (before reading this page) the smell can/will/may give you away. you might HAVE TO move them if you wanna go undetected. if your grow is not MMJ legal you pretty much HAVE TO move it as they could EASILY call the cops and you'll be off to jail.
im not too familiar with Canadian laws but i assume its gotta be close to what it is in the USA overall. chances are he'll phone the cops and off you go. infact the inspector may not say one word to you about suspecting pot growing and instead just call the cops after he leaves. then you'll be sitting there minding your business when all the sudden, *knock knock* and you know that will end badly.
i say just move it. my setup is/was 3-4x's the size of yours and i did it many times (at least 6 times or so in 2-3 yrs) in less than 24 hrs in the wee hours of the morning each time (to go unnoticed by neighbors, etc)
legallyflying
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I say just sit on the bed with a bong in your hand and the cab wide open. Offer the dude a toke. It will be fine. So you have a drug arrest on your record.. future employers and schools and what not don't care about that. Just have a camera running and post up the results here.
troutie
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yeah go out in a propper blaze of glory .... hell you might as well throw in some of the jacking off from the previous post LMAO
troutie
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there was a guy on the news some years ago that had totally rebuild an old car in his house .... it had taken him years and his wife left him because of it... then he relised he couldn't get it out the house
MYWhat?
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HAHA I was going to say almost the same thing !
Sit there with a big ole joint rolled and when he comes in just say. "Hey man do you want a hit of this Dank shit I've grown here in my awesome Dank growing tent, Dude !!!"
Just remember to tuck and roll when the cops come to Bag you !!
And like LegalyFlying said, don't forget to post a video !!
dopeyG
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Actualy to be honest our laws here aren't anywhere near as harsh as your laws. Of course being legal makes things a lot easiar, weather i'm medical or not i would still have to have the permission of the landlord to grow in his building like u said i think. But anyway back to laws. For 1-4 plants you get either 6 months in jail, or a $5000 fine or both. It may have been $2000 i cant remember. Then it goes up from there to like 4-8 plants i think gets you 1 yr or something. I only know for sure the one about 1-4 plants.
Heres a funny video lol, but kinda gives u an idea of our laws and policing around here:
Guy reports pot plant stolen
djlifeline
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Damn man. In Uk I think up to 4 plants a slap on the wrist!
legallyflying
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well it sounds like you need to build a bigger cabinet then and get some more plants. come on man, don't be a pussy about it....
If you had some balls you would hang lights in every damn room and put big bags of soil everywhere and have a bunch of gunky bongs all over. Then you just sit in a little semen stained cot in the corner wearing a filthy white tank top. Then when the inspector comes in, you yell (over the din of 12 magnetic ballasts).. "get the fuck out of here before I shoot you in the face".
That's probably what I would do.
If you had some balls you would hang lights in every damn room and put big bags of soil everywhere and have a bunch of gunky bongs all over. Then you just sit in a little semen stained cot in the corner wearing a filthy white tank top. Then when the inspector comes in, you yell (over the din of 12 magnetic ballasts).. "get the fuck out of here before I shoot you in the face".
That's probably what I would do.
tokenbrownguy
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just get a bunch of female clothing, and items and explain that your girlfriend uses the room as her ckoset while she over at your place...get an iron board, iron, hell, thriw tampons all over the room too...a haircurler, etc...
dopeyG
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lol me and my gf live together. In fact the least is in her name lol.
