I'm a stoned 30 year old virgin

or could it be that society puts too much pressure on people to be sexually active before they are fully mature or understand the implications?

could it be I didn't want to sell my soul?

could it be im just making excuses and trying to feel better about myself?
 
Hopefully you don't feel judged. I reckoned with my sexuality for years, and sometime around 6 months ago I finally found something that made sense to me. Humans are weird. You got this. Just stop caring about what people you don't personally know think (if you still do), and things get way comfier.
oh yeah people talked some serious trash and fucked up my head for years but I was soft headed. now I'm hard headed. but still a virgin lol. and in the end all it ever was was talk. talk is cheap. everyone gives way too many fucks. well too many of the wrong fucks. they give too many of the fucks about stupid shit and not the right shit. i mean I'm guilty of that myself. and really sex doesn't have shit to do with the shit that is actually important. i didn't understand myself, I knew I didn't wanna be one kind of guy but I felt pressure to be a different kind of guy and I didn't really like the direction I was going there either but the alternative wasn't great. in the end I win becsuse i sacrificed myself. i fucked myself over worse than anyone could. sure that's my problem and my responsibility too, but now I make the rules. in other words, don't have time for alldat no mo.

if any of that makes sense.
 

Rsawr

Smoke and Mirrors
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oh yeah people talked some serious trash and fucked up my head for years but I was soft headed. now I'm hard headed. but still a virgin lol. everyone gives way too many fucks. well too many of the wrong fucks. they give too many of the fucks about stupid shit and not the right shit. i mean I'm guilty of that myself. and really sex doesn't have shit to do with the shit that is actually important. i didn't understand myself, I knew I didn't wanna be one kind of guy but I felt pressure to be a different kind of guy and I didn't really like the direction I was going there either but the alternative wasn't great. in the end I win becsuse i sacrificed myself. i fucked myself over worse than anyone could. sure that's my problem and my responsibility too, but now I make the rules. in other words, don't have time for alldat no mo.

if any of that makes sense.
Never have time for the fools. They don't deserve you.
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Hopefully you don't feel judged. I reckoned with my sexuality for years, and sometime around 6 months ago I finally found something that made sense to me. Humans are weird. You got this. Just stop caring about what people you don't personally know think (if you still do), and things get way comfier.
Oooh, I'll bite. What did you find that made sense to you?
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
I cant tell if this is real...

If it is, my best advice is start going to the gym. Hire a personal trainer, clean up your diet, and get into great physical shape. Your confidence will skyrocket and everything else will fall into place.

It sounds barbaric, but it really is that simple.
I, too, assumed OP must be unattractive, although they never mentioned that. Perhaps they are super hot, just not ready for a sex. How about it, OP? How would you rate your looks from 1 to 10?
 
I, too, assumed OP must be unattractive, although they never mentioned that. Perhaps they are super hot, just not ready for a sex. How about it, OP? How would you rate your looks from 1 to 10?
I'm 5'7" 130, longer brown hair, hazel eyes, kinda naturally muscular build idk but I've done a lot of heavy lifting in my life and 6.5" cock which is apparently not good enough there I just described myself like a 1-900 number broad lol
 
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