im drunk and am about to spill my guts

rowlman

rowlman

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You mean you guys missed it? They had strippers and beer and free weed ....man , you guys gotta keep up.
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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Will Ferrell said:
i think ur 100% right. there are things about me, that just started a few years ago, that are fucked up. we've never talked about it. but i know she knows, and she knows i know that she knows, and its extremely awkward at times. but its something i can absolutely never talk about with her or anyone, and years have gone by, and im hoping it will blow over, but it doesnt seem to be. and she's known about it all these years and is still with me, so i know she loves me. i just feel so fucked
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Please tell, no one knows who you are and I'm dying to know what it is. Does it involve meth, hookers and skinheads beating off?
 
chewberto

chewberto

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I look like a jerk according to my post now! It did refer to the initial "things in my butt" post OP created! Just to clarify!
 
kinetic

kinetic

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I'm pretty sure op is a closeted homosexual who chose to marry a woman because of cultural pressures. Now that being openly gay is a viable option he has been acting on his impulses for the man meat. Once he tasted that musky member he couldn't get enough and his wife caught him sausage handed. Now they have this life that is comfortable but this decision that must be made. I say he should be himself and go on his quest for penises because it really isn't fair to his wife and she needs the push outside of her comfortable life in order to find real happiness with a partner that deserves her attention and vaginal affection.
 
giggles26

giggles26

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kinetic said:
I'm pretty sure op is a closeted homosexual who chose to marry a woman because of cultural pressures. Now that being openly gay is a viable option he has been acting on his impulses for the man meat. Once he tasted that musky member he couldn't get enough and his wife caught him sausage handed. Now they have this life that is comfortable but this decision that must be made. I say he should be himself and go on his quest for penises because it really isn't fair to his wife and she needs the push outside of her comfortable life in order to find real happiness with a partner that deserves her attention and vaginal affection.
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Take him to a swingers party, you will find out what kind of man he is ;)
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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I dont know what you wrote but ill give it a shot! U have to lube up your ass before you take a bbc. Nobody likes a little bitch take it like a man. Its ok that your a gay man ,its not ok that your telling your wife your gunna go help a friend jumpstart his truck when your really out their getting that butthole stuffed like a turkey.o and stop telling dudes you love them while they are ejaculating!
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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sunni said:
something emotionally is going on between the 2 of you and its causing friction in your love life.
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More like lack of friction lol. This thread is so disappointing. I missed the OP... but I think it was probably just a troll post anyways. His name is Will Ferrell...
 
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