bucbuc420
Active Member
Imagine the face ur mom makes
Oh...oh that's funny....u know what that makes me think of...even though u r here u never believe you're parents did that....GROSS!
I'm extremely sexually frustrated!!!!
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Oh...oh that's funny....u know what that makes me think of...even though u r here u never believe you're parents did that....GROSS!
ca$hcropper
Active Member
The parents not as gross as your grandparents, I mean let's be honest doesn't everyone wanna be fucking/getting fucked even if your old?
Not good thoughts but reality haha
april
Pickle Queen
hahahahahaha dude i have cousins that work in nuring homes, viagara and astro glide are always being ordered
eye exaggerate
Well-Known Member
hahahahahaha dude i have cousins that work in nuring homes, viagara and astro glide are always being ordered
Pre-viagra joke:
...an elderly couple get remarried. At the end of the night, the new old husband walks out of the bathroom to find his new old bride standing on her head naked by a wall in the bedroom. "Sweetie?" he asks... "what are you doing standing on your head?" The sweet old lady says "well, I figured if you couldn't get it up, at least you could drop it in"...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Q: What does nursing-home pussy taste like?
A: ~shrug~ Depends. cn
A: ~shrug~ Depends. cn
april
Pickle Queen
Pre-viagra joke:
...an elderly couple get remarried. At the end of the night, the new old husband walks out of the bathroom to find his new old bride standing on her head naked by a wall in the bedroom. "Sweetie?" he asks... "what are you doing standing on your head?" The sweet old lady says "well, I figured if you couldn't get it up, at least you could drop it in"...
BAHAHAHAHAHA ok that made me put down my bong and seriously LMFAO
Sandbagger
New Member
So Ethel and Harold are an old couple in a nursing home. For his birthday Ethel is going to give him some. Right before she jumps into bed she remembers her heart condition and says" remember Harold. I have acute angina". Harold replies" Well I sure hope so because those tits look like shit".
april
Pickle Queen
LOL old men are dirty, i've been told that some old guy will purposely not go poopy for a few days to received an enema, my cousin claims the one guy does this weekly, seems the back door manipulation is his only remaining "activation button " lol
Sandbagger
New Member
Up until you said that I had no fear of getting old, but now.......
april
Pickle Queen
I don't fear getting old, i'm only a B cup
See i feel bad for men, knowing ur dick will eventualy work against u must suck, but a hole is always a hole
Sandbagger
New Member
Those B's will get longer and the hole will dry up. Either sex will have to give it up eventually. I just didn't like the idea of the enima or ass-play,lol.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
The older I get, the less it disturbs me. ~unhinged cackle~ cn
hellohappinesss
Active Member
this is some weird shit
buddha webb
New Member
Arrive Bangkok International Airport,get taxi to Sukhumvit Rd,Soi 4 Nana Plaza,step out of taxi,try not have sex with the 30,000 fit Asian girls offering themselves to you,,if you can,,your gay...
mysunnyboy
Well-Known Member
i think maybe he's jerkn off to this thread as we speak
Perfextionist420
Well-Known Member
I've got a thing for cute Asian girls especially with tattoos. *grabs 36 pack of condoms and runs to airport*
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