I'm sitting here naked...

Should he come home and do me now, or do me later?

  • Yes, Dave should come home and do her now.

    Votes: 17 26.6%
  • Yes, Dave should come home and do her later.

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • Dave should just come home and do her.

    Votes: 17 26.6%
  • Biscuits (I've had too many muffins).

    Votes: 26 40.6%

  • Total voters
    64

Reprogrammed

Well-Known Member
Not tonight, apparently.

Damnit.

I'm starting to like the idea of quitting and moving in with my mate in Goa more and more.
 

littlebat

Well-Known Member
mjetta, 18 years ago, me, bacon, nipple, not good. Still have a scar. DON'T FRY BACON NAKED! :lol: (And don't put salt in your eye.)

Not a mom? Then you can't be a MILF. :lol:
OW bacon grease on the boob!! Not good! I was once welding something outdoors on a very hot summer day (yup, I can weld, I was taking a foundry class) and I didn't want to put on the big leather jacket for protection. I just had to zap something quickly and thought, what could possibly go wrong? Well, sure enough, a pea-sized glob of metal landed on my boob. The scar is now covered by a tattoo. Do not wear a tank top while playing with molten metal, folks!

I have a friend who's a personal trainer and dancer, and she just became a grandma. She's the hottest-looking 50-year-old I've ever seen, hands down. We call her the GILF. :mrgreen:
 

DWR

Well-Known Member
:) wow.......... excellent he should do you straight away is my vote... assuming your a hot chick... otherwise i would stay at work... :) lol !

peace
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
My husband thinks I'm hot, but I don't. :| However, I think he is the SHIT. 8)
OW bacon grease on the boob!! Not good! I was once welding something outdoors on a very hot summer day (yup, I can weld, I was taking a foundry class) and I didn't want to put on the big leather jacket for protection. I just had to zap something quickly and thought, what could possibly go wrong? Well, sure enough, a pea-sized glob of metal landed on my boob. The scar is now covered by a tattoo. Do not wear a tank top while playing with molten metal, folks!

I have a friend who's a personal trainer and dancer, and she just became a grandma. She's the hottest-looking 50-year-old I've ever seen, hands down. We call her the GILF. :mrgreen:
Hey, I'm a grandmaw! :D
 

towelie...

Well-Known Member
i'll ask the question that nobody dares to ask...

i'm scared

how old are you seamaiden and littlebat?

and r u hot :confused:

these are very important facts that lets us (males) imagine the "situation" better.:mrgreen:



:peace:
 

PoseidonsNet

Well-Known Member
yes, yes, i believe u, sure u r,
nice try
we know that 44 year olds don't sit naked at the computer
and tell people about it
we know your game
 
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