so my brother left his pipe here and i didnt want him to know i found it, so i was in my room toking it up and i keep looking out my window cuz i think i here him coming home( his truck) and then after i get nice and toasted my step-dad walks outside and turns the light on. i hear that and see the noise and i think hes here. so i trip out and jump up, scramble everything, dump weed out of pipe :the whole nine yards: and took the pipe and hid it. and then i walk outside and realize this, then i found a toad and talked to him for the longest. and wondered why he was the only one around. and asked him, and yeah. im still toasted 
