I'm so high that I...

ultimate procrastinator said:

I have an idea for this thread, and it's based on something we all have in common. Unless it is just me and am just totally developmentally retarded, I think most everyone has done hilariously stupid shit while high. It can be a range of things from thoughts, cognitive errors, to stories of action. If there is already a thread like this I'm sorry guys.

what spurred the idea was something I just did after a bong rip.

I chill for a few more minutes, watching mlb live on my computer, and decide to go outside to the car. It is dark out and when i opened the door i felt around for a light switch to turn the sun on. I don't know i just found that hilarious, anyone else ever do that?

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Benassi said:

I get so high that I forget where I am if I stare at my phone. Like, everything surrounding it dissapears and after a while I forget where I am until I look up, hahaha. It's all in my head but it's funny when I catch myself.

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user192021 said:

One time I was ripped and was making pasta and I picked the pot up off the stove to pour it into the strainer in the sink, but instead, I just dumped the whole thing out onto the top of the stove all over the burners. It was super loud and the whole kitchen filled up with steam. Marijuana is ridiculous sometimes.

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user192021 said:

One time I was ripped and was making pasta and I picked the pot up off the stove to pour it into the strainer in the sink, but instead, I just dumped the whole thing out onto the top of the stove all over the burners. It was super loud and the whole kitchen filled up with steam. Marijuana is ridiculous sometimes.

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