I'm taking my 14 year old niece for a tattoo

slowbus · Sep 25, 2013

sorry Clayton.Its to late.I already notafied CPS and all the other agencies I saw fit.I think you have a lot to learn about family and such.Maybe they;ll teach you in jail where you belong

stumps · Sep 25, 2013

neosapien said:
I got my 1st tattoo a couple months ago at 28 years young. Just fucking itching to get another one. Then another one. Then another one.

I'll go with ya Clayton and act as a witness. That she wanted it. The tattoo that is. Do 14 year olds still drink MD 20/20?

lol my stomach still turns at the thought of MD 20/20. It was the drink of choice when we skipped sunday school. wow I think I was about 14 then.

Indagrow · Sep 25, 2013

well that's all well and fine, but i still have my tattoos so this doesn't exactly fix my issue here

Samwell Seed Well · Sep 25, 2013

slowbus said:
sorry Clayton.Its to late.I already notafied CPS and all the other agencies I saw fit.I think you have a lot to learn about family and such.Maybe they;ll teach you in jail where you belong

falsely reporting claims can be viewed as a crime . . at least in most states . . id love to hear that conversation . . "but Officer the good trolls at ROLLITUP said some person was getting a tattoo . . . .isnt that dreadful"

fucking status elitist fucks

a 13 can decide wither or not she wants a tattoo, it is neither immoral or any other negative connotation but your own biased judgements, fucking loser have nothing to do then to try to shape society into your perfect little tard world where . . a mind is imprisoned in a infinite anarchy and rebellious youth dangerous to everyone for independent thoughts ....

.....till 18

and the issue of is it wrong to go against parents wishes in said scenario . . . well thats none of your concerns its "said uncles"

waahh . . .too fucking pathetic

"you are not your khakis "

slowbus · Sep 25, 2013

Samwell Seed Well said:
falsely reporting claims can be viewed as a crime . . at least in most states . . id love to hear that conversation . . "but Officer the good trolls at ROLLITUP said some person was getting a tattoo . . . .isnt that dreadful"

fucking status elitist fucks

a 13 can decide wither or not she wants a tattoo, it is neither immoral or any other negative connotation but your own biased judgements, fucking loser have nothing to do then to try to shape society into your perfect little tard world where . . a mind is imprisoned in a infinite anarchy and rebellious youth dangerous to everyone for independent thoughts ....

.....till 18

and the issue of is it wrong to go against parents wishes in said scenario . . . well thats none of your concerns its "said uncles"

waahh . . .too fucking pathetic

"you are not your khakis "

you may think you know best but we'll see what the authorities think

Red1966 · Sep 25, 2013

ClaytonBigsby said:
I'm glad you posted, because I always like a woman's point of view. I am NOT her guardian. That's why I want to do this for her, so I can keep our bond tight so she will listen to me on important matters. Geez, the rest of you settle down, it's not like I'm still buying her alcohol. It's her 14th birthday present and it will be hidden!!!! She can keep a secret.

Really bad idea. Proof she shouldn't listen to you.

GreatwhiteNorth · Sep 25, 2013

Red1966 said:
Really bad idea. Proof she shouldn't listen to you.

You do know this a satirical thread not based in reality don't you ?

There really is no "She" in this story.

Red1966 · Sep 25, 2013

ClaytonBigsby said:
They will thank me LATER. Kind of like heaven for the faithful. The reward comes LATER.

No, they won't.

racerboy71 · Sep 25, 2013

Red1966 said:
Really bad idea. Proof she shouldn't listen to you.

Guess you missed the post where he said he was joking around and doesn't even have a nice ehh?

Red1966 · Sep 25, 2013

ClaytonBigsby said:
Yeah, something small for sure, but nowhere the folks would see it. So, think covered by bra/panties.

Are you fucking your niece?

racerboy71 · Sep 25, 2013

Red1966 said:
Are you fucking your niece?

He doesn't even have a niece.. he's fucking you.. or at least fucking with you.. and everyone else who fell for this thread .. and the one the other week where he was going to leave his wife for some chic who worked at a strip club and had been blowing him for a week..

Red1966 · Sep 25, 2013

ClaytonBigsby said:
Get out of the sinking ship, eh? Nobody sells a money making business.

Yes, it's the goal of all people to keep working right up to the minute they die. Who wants to enjoy the fruits of their labor?

cannawizard · Sep 25, 2013

Red1966 · Sep 25, 2013

ClaytonBigsby said:
That's not a bad idea Joe. The problem is that I don;t want her to meet them because she already wants to be a "dancer" and I don;t want her to be so awestruck that she runs away to do it when her lame folks won;t let her. She has danced for me several times to show me she can do it. I'm trying to steer her clear of that lifestyle.

Definitely a perv.

shrxhky420 · Sep 25, 2013

GreatwhiteNorth said:
You do know this a satirical thread not based in reality don't you ?

There really is no "She" in this story.

Just like there was no uncle Dave in my story :roll:

SH420

Samwell Seed Well · Sep 25, 2013

slowbus said:
you may think you know best but we'll see what the authorities think

go smoke some federally illegal and most states pot and complain about it . . .

in fact go read a few other rules and follow them to

racerboy71 · Sep 25, 2013

Samwell Seed Well said:
go smoke some federally illegal and most states pot and complain about it . . .

in fact go read a few other rules and follow them to

Federally illegal in every state Sam..

ClaytonBigsby · Sep 26, 2013

slowbus said:
sorry Clayton.Its to late.I already notafied CPS and all the other agencies I saw fit.I think you have a lot to learn about family and such.Maybe they;ll teach you in jail where you belong

Swing and a miss, ....negro

UncleBuck · Sep 26, 2013

about a pound.

Bombur · Sep 26, 2013

This is awesome

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