Imaginary rip-off products.

Cycad said:

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Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!

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Cycad said:

I'll begin.
Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!

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tyler.durden said:

This thread already sux. 1 starred and reported.

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raratt said:

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neosapien said:

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cannabineer said:

I am almost willing to wager money that there was a pornette called Holly Bibble.

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BudmanTX said:

And I was thinking of going to monterrey....guess not....such good food...smh

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mackdx said:

Instead of a double ended dildo, how about a double ended fleshlight for you and your best bro?

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Cycad said:

I'll begin.
Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!

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Sir Napsalot said:

Monterey or Monterrey?

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