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thatboyis1uvakind said:

I should not have to sneak n hide to have bud on of all things a Disney cruise....I mean to me they go hand in hand...they should be passing some fire as Disney weed out on the ship...ha...I mean after all it is fucking Disney....Mr. Illuminati himself....pumping mind messages in our brains secretively since we were all kids poisoning our innocent souls with sexual images to lead us to the path of sin to ultimately create a corrupt world and society...which he has succeeded at doing....ha....if u don't believe me you tube it...satanic Disney Illuminati..... they'll make believers outta you too......ha

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IF, IF, you could get a small travel, 1oz. size bottle for lotion, or anything, would it work if you made oil, then replaced the lotion with it?????????

Yo stormtrooper666....u missed my plant today.... this section....posted some pics

Robfather said:

Listen Crazy-town. Check my profile. I was the largest exporter of weed to the US from Canada ever caught in Canada's history. I'm just giving you the low-down. If you want to go and talk about how weed shouldn't be illegal, go wave a bag in front of a cop and see what happens. 'Society' will throw your ass in jail. I'm just trying to give you some viable tips. If it was me, no way in hell would I risk it but if you want to do it then cool on you. Just don't go waving your legalization/secret society/crazy flag all over the place before you get on the boat.

EDIT: If you are that desperate, the only logical move is to stick it in your ass. If they search you to that point, your fucked anyways. So yeah, think about it

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Hint: IF you do swallow rectally, swallow some peanut butter right after, that will deter excessive interrogation.

There are capsules you can make that have thc in them. You could put them in with vitamins or something and make them blend right in. Wouldn't be as stinky as buds, hash or edibles and much less conspicuous too. If you are desperate it's a thought.

I digress. Gif of the week

You are absolutely wrong about airports xraying. They CANNOT see inside your body. They just can't they can see anything strapped to orbit not in it. I took about 5 grams of hash oil wrapped in wax paper...then took some chapstick...pulled the stuff out of tube..left small amount at bottom...put hash in...put chapstick on top..pushed down...put the cap on and stuck it in my pocket. Then at airport I put it in the tray with my keys wallet ext. No problem at all.

Same concept should work for oils too ^^ if you have a phone you don't use take the battery out and fill it til its packed for smell proofing put selaphane over it and melt it to the phone under the casing, put the phone in the tray and your home free...remember to smoke at the very back of the boat or in your room if you can

And if i were you it would of been under my deoderant and alot more of it

Well I was going to Oahu where I knew I could score herbs on Waikiki just wanted to save some money by bringing something stronger. Like the deodorant idea.

robert030188 said:

And if i were you it would of been under my deoderant and alot more of it

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Deodorant is the first place they check in your bag, followed by the pockets of your clothes, followed by the lining of your bag. Then they use a sampling device similar to what they use for explosives and scan for cocaine or MJ residue. If they find it, they will pull you aside for a body search or they might just do it right in line. If you pass the search and they still think your carrying, they will do a cavity search. They rarely do a cavity search for marijuana. I have never heard of it happening myself.

Wanna know whats worse than an airport....being on a small fishing vessel about to dock on the makah indian reservation on your way back from Vancouver island when you see a coast guard vessel making a bee line right for you. Then they ask to board your boat and say hows the fishing....we saw you on the canadian side and if you dont have permits to fish canadian waters then you must be drug runners hahaha wink. Can we see your ids and fishing permits......

...When you have 220 individually packed elbows in the sleeper cabin

Shivaskunk said:

Wanna know whats worse than an airport....being on a small fishing vessel about to dock on the makah indian reservation on your way back from Vancouver island when you see a coast guard vessel making a bee line right for you. Then they ask to board your boat and say hows the fishing....we saw you on the canadian side and if you dont have permits to fish canadian waters then you must be drug runners hahaha wink. Can we see your ids and fishing permits......

...When you have 220 individually packed elbows in the sleeper cabin

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Little nervous were ya?....Ha....been in similar situations.....those are intense times.

They do not do "cavity" searches....like its a nightmares n some cops up ur ass....they X-ray u or lock u down in a room with no toilet or sink...u will pass what's in ur cavity eventually ...

thatboyis1uvakind said:

They do not do "cavity" searches....like its a nightmares n some cops up ur ass....they X-ray u or lock u down in a room with no toilet or sink...u will pass what's in ur cavity eventually ...

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Actually they do. They only wait for you to pass it if they think you swallowed it genius

Stuffed or swallowed it passes the same....I promise the police dk not put their hands in ur ass....they "dry cell" u....even if they could n did stick their fingers up ur ass its nit like they're gonna start grabbing bags of dope n pulling em out....ha...nif the situations got that serious that they're investigating ur ass for dope I promise they'll invest the time to hold u till ur bowels move..

thatboyis1uvakind said:

Stuffed or swallowed it passes the same....I promise the police dk not put their hands in ur ass....they "dry cell" u....even if they could n did stick their fingers up ur ass its nit like they're gonna start grabbing bags of dope n pulling em out....ha...nif the situations got that serious that they're investigating ur ass for dope I promise they'll invest the time to hold u till ur bowels move..

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I had a cavity search done when returning from New York to Canada on April 20th 2010 in the Montreal airport. At the time I was given an option for Xray or pat down. I chose pat down. After the pat down I was led into a room where I was strip searched then finger in the ass. At no time did they even attempt to Xray me.
If you are so well versed in smuggling, why the fuck are you asking how to do it? It sounds to me like you created a thread to troll people. It also sounds to me like you are somewhere between the ages of 16 and 20 with no formal education. Personally, I don't care what you do but for other people thinking about doing this, it's important that they have the correct information. The false info you provide could end up costing someone their freedom/job/family. I suggest you keep your comments to what you know to be true rather than just trolling me to get a reaction. Anyone that needs real information on smuggling can PM me directly. Don't listen to this clown.

Here is a recent article relating to the conviction of some of my 'coworkers'. Am just posting the first link I found because I really shouldn't be wasting my time with you.

http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/archive/index.php?t-35239.html

Here is a picture of the most up to date Xray devices they have in the states:


Here's some more info for you: http://www.propublica.org/article/tsa-removes-x-ray-body-scanners-from-major-airports

Lastly: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/25/AR2010122502277.html
Read the whole article, especially the part that says: "But the machines could miss something far more deadly: explosive material taped to someone's abdomen or hidden inside a cavity."

Go back to school man. You have a lot to learn before you have a hope of running with the big boys

U have issues bro....original ? For this thread was can dogs smell edibles....nothing abt smuggling...I don't give a fucj who u are or what uve dine u ain't shit to me....so fuck u go brag about how big a dope man u used to b somewhere else cause I could give a fuck....

Bitch........haha

Trolling ppl on my own thread huh?...that's a new one....wow

Hmm. Bring maybe 4-5g's in a sandwich bag wrapped in bags. Stuff a bigger bag with baby wipes (the scent). Or cologne bottles... Stanks up the weed a little though