phoenix.noir
Active Member
so i was driving through the neighborhood yesterday, just to get a pack of cigarettes and some food. my car's registration/tags have expired, but when i went to the dmv, i was told it would take an additional week for my tax payment to clear, so just avoid driving if at all possible until i can come back, and everything will be cool. so for the last week, i've driven a total of 4.5 miles, and only for a prescription and some food.
before i made my expedition, my boyfriend comes home with our weekly bag, and goes "dude, you'll grow antlers." we smoked half a bowl, and i really was growing antlers. i'm driving down the road, listening to lupe fiasco, thinking that this is probably one of the best highs i've ever had, and i've been consistently smoking for about 8 years now.
and right up ahead, there's a cop about to turn the same way i'm going, and i'm too close to slow down and let him go. now is the time i am kicking myself for buying a cop-magnet sports car. there is nowhere to turn off except a small low-income project... which would immediately scream "pull me over."
the cop turns and speeds up, and we get to a stop sign. here come the blue lights... and here comes FRAMES. i started laughing uncontrollably, because of the irony of driving illegally for one reason or another for 2 years, and then getting pulled RIGHT when i'm about to fix everything, and on top of that i've got fucking frames and this song is AMAZING. there's nowhere to pull over, there are 2 giant cable trucks in front of me, and i'm wondering if the cop can see my antlers.
and then, an angel of mercy took pity on my stoned ass and the cop drove up onto the curb, hauled ass to the stop sign, and went on down the road.
but it sure killed my buzz
before i made my expedition, my boyfriend comes home with our weekly bag, and goes "dude, you'll grow antlers." we smoked half a bowl, and i really was growing antlers. i'm driving down the road, listening to lupe fiasco, thinking that this is probably one of the best highs i've ever had, and i've been consistently smoking for about 8 years now.
and right up ahead, there's a cop about to turn the same way i'm going, and i'm too close to slow down and let him go. now is the time i am kicking myself for buying a cop-magnet sports car. there is nowhere to turn off except a small low-income project... which would immediately scream "pull me over."
the cop turns and speeds up, and we get to a stop sign. here come the blue lights... and here comes FRAMES. i started laughing uncontrollably, because of the irony of driving illegally for one reason or another for 2 years, and then getting pulled RIGHT when i'm about to fix everything, and on top of that i've got fucking frames and this song is AMAZING. there's nowhere to pull over, there are 2 giant cable trucks in front of me, and i'm wondering if the cop can see my antlers.
and then, an angel of mercy took pity on my stoned ass and the cop drove up onto the curb, hauled ass to the stop sign, and went on down the road.
but it sure killed my buzz
sounds good anyways....
