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Yessica...

Yessica...

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Uk version of that is "calm your tits madam" in a condescending tone.

That's classed as good customer service here
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Isn't everything "you people" say in a condescending tone?

hAAAAAAAAAA

Severs me right for being a deck, now my auto-formats all fuckered.

p.s. I like the way you kids talk over there. Makes me feel like you should be narrating a documentary, or writing on an old-timey blackboard with chalk.
 
roseypeach

roseypeach

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Yessica... said:
WAT?
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"I have a present for you" then calling you a creep..what a weirdo..

so there are even more douchebags than the ones that were filling my inbox on FB up? Last year I had one tell me he was mining something overseas and wanted to sail away with me and make me his bride. Omg girl..I kept telling him NOT INTERESTED, TALKING TO SOMEONE, GO AWAY NOW..he just kept on and on..lol

another started flirting with me then got pissed and berated me for days because I said he was too young for me. I'm like, case in point.. you in fact, are too immature for me, go away before I report you. He finally quit..lol
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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roseypeach said:
"I have a present for you" then calling you a creep..what a weirdo..

so there are even more douchebags than the ones that were filling my inbox on FB up? Last year I had one tell me he was mining something overseas and wanted to sail away with me and make me his bride. Omg girl..I kept telling him NOT INTERESTED, TALKING TO SOMEONE, GO AWAY NOW..he just kept on and on..lol

another started flirting with me then got pissed and berated me for days because I said he was too young for me. I'm like, case in point.. you in fact, are too immature for me, go away before I report you. He finally quit..lol
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Some people are fucking wankers - ESPECIALLY after they get rejected. Makes their weird boners creep up inside them or something...

haha
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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WHATFG said:
I only read the first post...fuck yessi you are relentless when you get going...the poor fucker!
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hahahahahaha

Yeah - I turned the crazy knob all the way up for that one.

Its the adrenaline. Like a "fight or flight" response. I just kinda see red a bit and want to rip someone inside out. Figuratively speaking. I want TEARS. haha

I would NOT want to be the home invader who stumbles upon my neck of the woods one day.

 
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