Inventions

dangledo

dangledo

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Narcissism, in lay terms, basically means that a person is totally absorbed in self. The extreme narcissist is the center of his own universe. To an extreme narcissist, people are things to be used. It usually starts with a significant emotional wound or a series of them culminating in a major trauma of separation/attachment. No matter how socially skilled an extreme narcissist is, he has a major attachment dysfunction. The extreme narcissist is frozen in childhood. He became emotionally stuck at the time of his major trauma of separation/attachment.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Problems with Figgy's Site:

1. The Finshaggy banner is stretched. Most likely because they inserted it into a template that autosizes things. So right off the bat the site gives the impression that the developers have no clue.

2. The home page has no mission statement or descriptive nature to it. It is simply a place where old out-of-date journal entries have been crammed.

3. The right side of the home page is an account login. Again there is no description of what you will gain by "creating an account".

4. Underneath the login is a cluttered list of journal entries.

5. The Categories page is completely unnecessary. A drop down menu would of made it simpler.

6. His third menu choice is Religion. I would think that would be able to be fit into the Categories drop down. Upon further inspection it appears he is trying to "describe" his religion. In that case, the menu tab should of been the name of his religion or an idea that sums up his beliefs.

A. His idea of his religion is like the bastard son of Christianity, Hindu and Athiesm. Yes. I know.

B. He attempts to "guide" you to find Pan. He even gives steps that are NOT numbered. Yet he tells you to repeat 1-2. *facepalm*

7. A Youtube tab that directs you AWAY from his site to his Youtube page. Instead of just imbedding videos onto a page on his site.

8. Plenty more fail to be found.
 
cannawizard

cannawizard

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Flaming Pie said:
Problems with Figgy's Site:

1. The Finshaggy banner is stretched. Most likely because they inserted it into a template that autosizes things. So right off the bat the site gives the impression that the developers have no clue.

2. The home page has no mission statement or descriptive nature to it. It is simply a place where old out-of-date journal entries have been crammed.

3. The right side of the home page is an account login. Again there is no description of what you will gain by "creating an account".

4. Underneath the login is a cluttered list of journal entries.

5. The Categories page is completely unnecessary. A drop down menu would of made it simpler.

6. His third menu choice is Religion. I would think that would be able to be fit into the Categories drop down. Upon further inspection it appears he is trying to "describe" his religion. In that case, the menu tab should of been the name of his religion or an idea that sums up his beliefs.

A. His idea of his religion is like the bastard son of Christianity, Hindu and Athiesm. Yes. I know.

B. He attempts to "guide" you to find Pan. He even gives steps that are NOT numbered. Yet he tells you to repeat 1-2. *facepalm*

7. A Youtube tab that directs you AWAY from his site to his Youtube page. Instead of just imbedding videos onto a page on his site.

8. Plenty more fail to be found.
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Lol..

9. Coded by retards



this guy "figgy" seems like a cult leader in the making.. Waco, Texas? :shock:
 
ricky1lung

ricky1lung

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^^^ The banner looks like a 5 yr old's coloring project.

Im not sure anyone will take "adventure time" seriously.

The meta keywords need some serious work. Sorry Fin your not really a celebrity, include keywords
people will actually search for.

Get rid of the Joomla info in the footer. You're gonna get hit hard with
spammers and hackers.

Fire your designer, they really don't know what they are doing. (Script kiddies)
I could have built that site in under an hour.
 
ricky1lung

ricky1lung

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Yup I think so.
When he gets paid he should take a look into
some premium "rocket themes" or something similar.

It annoys me when I see hacks butcher websites.

Fin, this is an honest suggestion.
Learn code - php, html & css.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Please, stop helping him. He knows more than all of us, so I am sure those things were all intentional. It's all part of his "genius".
 
kushhound187

kushhound187

Active Member
Flaming Pie said:
He has me on ignore. It doesn't matter what I say.
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I bet he still reads it all. its attention. thats all its really about. i barley look at his threads anymore. its so dumb its not worth the time.

finschwaggyfailz.com thats the name his site should really be...

home of the "dank dank". the plants that never make it past veg.

i bet the 14 year olds he takes advantage of (so hes so proud to tell us) could grow better. if thier self esteem wasnt shatterd by failschwaggy. poor little gitls. i bet thier counciling is going to cost a fortune
 
neosapien

neosapien

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About 10 years ago, me and my buddy came up with an invention one day at work when we were really high. It was an insert to turn loose woman tight again. We called it the gashget. It never really took off. :eyesmoke:
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Had a gf like that once. She was perfect and we were perfect together, but she was huuuuge (huge,..huge,.....huge,..........huge...) If I could have shoved a pocketpussy in there we would still be together. Keep working on it!
 
kushhound187

kushhound187

Active Member
Anyone related to mc spammer has to be dumb!

will the real failschwaggy please stand up! give everyone a bow...

and while.your at it i hope your hands fall off from gangrene so you no longer have the ability to inflict trauma on plants
 
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