Iranian news agency duped by Onion

Ernst

Ernst

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Here is a funny one to share this morning.

No joke. Iran’s semi-official government news agency on Friday picked up a bogus poll story by The Onion that said a majority of rural white Americans would rather go to a baseball game with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than President Barack Obama.
“Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama” reads the article by Iran’s Fars news agency.

The Onion posted its satirical article Monday.
“According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama,” it reads, adding that 77 percent of rural white voters said they “would much rather go to a baseball game or have a beer with Ahmadinejad, a man who has repeatedly denied the Holocaust and has had numerous political prisoners executed, than spend time with Obama.”
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hotrodharley

hotrodharley

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What's so funny? The silly ass "conservatives" I know would agree with it. Figure it out - that's why this story got a read by anybody in the first place. Today's "conservatives" are politically illiterate jackasses. Followers by the very definitions. Love these work-a-day morons who think the GOP has any plans for them other than using them as the fucking tools they are.

Given the two choices I would walk a mile to vote for Obama while I wouldn't cross the street to look closer at Mutt. I was one my school's poor kids while this school was located between the 2 country clubs in my hometown. Every Jew and rich diaperhead's kids in tghat town went to school with me. I was told my home was "in the slums" (it certainly was not) and had my old used car that I bought laughed at by the owner of Farah clothing manufacturers when he parked his new Corvette (fucking high school kid!!!!!) next to it.

I know these rich motherfuckers. These greedy pieces of shit would steal the last dollar out of the pocket of a dying man.

FUCK THE RICH AND THEIR LACKEY GOP!!!!!!!
 
hotrodharley

hotrodharley

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That Iranian cocksucker makes my blood boil. He was one of the orchestrators of our embassy takeover in Tehran. There's pics of him there - multiple pics. Obama would drone him but too many people might notice.
 
NLXSK1

NLXSK1

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hotrodharley said:
What's so funny? The silly ass "conservatives" I know would agree with it. Figure it out - that's why this story got a read by anybody in the first place. Today's "conservatives" are politically illiterate jackasses. Followers by the very definitions. Love these work-a-day morons who think the GOP has any plans for them other than using them as the fucking tools they are.

Given the two choices I would walk a mile to vote for Obama while I wouldn't cross the street to look closer at Mutt. I was one my school's poor kids while this school was located between the 2 country clubs in my hometown. Every Jew and rich diaperhead's kids in tghat town went to school with me. I was told my home was "in the slums" (it certainly was not) and had my old used car that I bought laughed at by the owner of Farah clothing manufacturers when he parked his new Corvette (fucking high school kid!!!!!) next to it.

I know these rich motherfuckers. These greedy pieces of shit would steal the last dollar out of the pocket of a dying man.

FUCK THE RICH AND THEIR LACKEY GOP!!!!!!!
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Did the rich kid steal the change out of your car to buy his Corvette?

LOL!!!

Someone has their panties bunched....
 
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