by declaring myself Overdog, establishing a harem of the hottest betties i can lay my (presumably cybernetic) hands on, and dominating my pitiful subjects with an iron (moar like titanium amirite) fist.
seriously the template is already there, wwe just forgot how to use it, it's in the US constitution. the longest lasting continuous democracy on earth (fuck you england, you were an imperial monarchy till the 1960's)