Johnny Retro
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I know this is from a year ago and im not gona get a response but..
How the FUCK is that a bad idea?
Is Anyone Else As Stupid As I Am?
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How the FUCK is that a bad idea?
Inebriation
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Heh, I had just gotten this glass pipe as a gift from my sis back in the day when it broke - oh's to the no's!
A bunch of buddies and I were in my garage smokin' from it.. it and the lighter were fairly warm. One friend hands it to another, the other friend holds both for a few seconds with a shit eatin' grin on his face then screams and throws it up in the air! All four of us were snatching at this thing in the air, bouncing it from hand to hand... just couldn't keep a hold of the damn thing! Finally someone snatches for it, it shoots 10ft to the left and shatters into about 30 pieces and various bits. At the time it was a shocker... but remembering the looks on our faces, and just how it happened makes me laugh pretty hard.
A bunch of buddies and I were in my garage smokin' from it.. it and the lighter were fairly warm. One friend hands it to another, the other friend holds both for a few seconds with a shit eatin' grin on his face then screams and throws it up in the air! All four of us were snatching at this thing in the air, bouncing it from hand to hand... just couldn't keep a hold of the damn thing! Finally someone snatches for it, it shoots 10ft to the left and shatters into about 30 pieces and various bits. At the time it was a shocker... but remembering the looks on our faces, and just how it happened makes me laugh pretty hard.
doobnVA
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I am definitely as stupid as you.
Was cleaning my bong stem out the other night and dropped it right on the hardwood floor. Shattered to a million bits. Now I've got to go find a head shop and hope they have a replacement that's the right size =/
Heat+glass=some fucked up shit sometimes. I remember being over at a friend's house once and we decided to make some iced tea. Brewed the teabags in some really hot water until it was strong enough, then we poured the hot tea right into one of those glass drink dispenser things with a nozzle on the bottom that sit in the fridge. Fucker shattered...there was tea and shards of glass everywhere.
Was cleaning my bong stem out the other night and dropped it right on the hardwood floor. Shattered to a million bits. Now I've got to go find a head shop and hope they have a replacement that's the right size =/
Heat+glass=some fucked up shit sometimes. I remember being over at a friend's house once and we decided to make some iced tea. Brewed the teabags in some really hot water until it was strong enough, then we poured the hot tea right into one of those glass drink dispenser things with a nozzle on the bottom that sit in the fridge. Fucker shattered...there was tea and shards of glass everywhere.
4led2head0
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well i have a pretty bad one.
it was like a year ago and i had come home with my pipe and keys in one hand and ipod and lighter in the other. out of my whole apartment i decided to go to the only place with linoleum and cement - the kitchen - anyways instead of putting everything on the counter about an inch away from me, i try to drop my keys on the ground, and lo-and-behold *CRASH* my keys are still in my hand. my peice had shattered (atleast it wasnt special just a thin glass pipe). i truthfully had never felt so retarted in my life.
it was like a year ago and i had come home with my pipe and keys in one hand and ipod and lighter in the other. out of my whole apartment i decided to go to the only place with linoleum and cement - the kitchen - anyways instead of putting everything on the counter about an inch away from me, i try to drop my keys on the ground, and lo-and-behold *CRASH* my keys are still in my hand. my peice had shattered (atleast it wasnt special just a thin glass pipe). i truthfully had never felt so retarted in my life.
zeppelin
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i've actually never broken a pipe or bong yet, i say yet because i know it's bound to happen sooner or later. i have however broken the bowl from my bong umm 3 times now, currently it's held together with duct tape..pretty ghetto. i've dropped my pipe lots of times and it's never broken it's kind of thicker and heavier so that's probably why. this one time i was grabbing the bong from my room cause me and friend were blazing outside and it kinda slipped and i dropped it on the hard wood floor and it didn't even crack, i was very happy about that cause it wasn't my bong and my parents were like 5 feet away in their room and it would have sucked to have to clean up a shattered bong that they didn't know existed.
well i had a friend, and this guys a big boy, like 300 pounds or so, rreally tall, ex football player, and first time we got him high it took so much, but he started stumbling and fell over my antique wooden bench and broke the legt on it, and its unfixable, id had the bench since i was little and always used it to smoke on, but when it broke i couldnt do anything but laugh at him for it
Brick Top
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One of my friend’s family owned a funeral home and the family lived upstairs. Being in that business they had a rather good income and their home had very nice high dollar furniture. One weekend the parents went out of town and my friend had a party.
I dropped some 4-way windopane and of course got high and drank a few beers. I ended up sitting for several hours on one end of a couch and next to it was a very nice end table. At the time I smoked cigarettes and in the condition I was in I was chain-smoking. When I first sat there I spotted an ashtray on the table, that is one of the main reasons I chose that spot to sit. I just about overflowed the ashtray before moving.
　
The next day I went back to my friend’s place to see what damage had been done at the party the night before. The only thing that was damaged was a really nice end table had been burned to hell because some utter moron had mistaken a roll of duct tape left on the end table to be an ashtray and had did not stub out his cigarettes and instead just tossed them in and let them burn down and then go out on thier own so it was burned far worse than it otherwise would have been.
　
Considering the condition I had been in the night before it took me a fair bit of time to realize I had been that moron.
I dropped some 4-way windopane and of course got high and drank a few beers. I ended up sitting for several hours on one end of a couch and next to it was a very nice end table. At the time I smoked cigarettes and in the condition I was in I was chain-smoking. When I first sat there I spotted an ashtray on the table, that is one of the main reasons I chose that spot to sit. I just about overflowed the ashtray before moving.
　
The next day I went back to my friend’s place to see what damage had been done at the party the night before. The only thing that was damaged was a really nice end table had been burned to hell because some utter moron had mistaken a roll of duct tape left on the end table to be an ashtray and had did not stub out his cigarettes and instead just tossed them in and let them burn down and then go out on thier own so it was burned far worse than it otherwise would have been.
　
Considering the condition I had been in the night before it took me a fair bit of time to realize I had been that moron.
Brick Top
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Why thank you! I try to do things right my mama always said son, if youre going to do something do it right or dont do it at all.
　
Of course dad said mom gave lousy head so maybe mom should have taken her own advice .. but still it is sound advice so if I am going to screw up I will give it my all every single time.
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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If it was in NY state it was prob,,The same friens lol,,,Funneral home and Gel Tabs.
Brick Top
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Well I should contribute to this brew. About four months ago a good friend calls me says he's coming down (150 mi. N of my place). he gets here a couple of hours later...Asks if I want to smoke a bowl? Now it has been near thirty years abstaining from the weed. We are both retired now so I said are you kidding? Anyway I build a pipe on the quick and we do a bowl, after a couple of hits first thing he says "When did you get the meat slicer?" I wondered what he was talking about, he then says OH, that's a cut-off saw. I near died laughing. Not near as good as yours B.T. Now I am doing a stealth grow in soil from June: day three of floral hours now. Thanks for the story..