Johnny Retro
Well-Known Member
Yeah i learned my leson the hard way on saturday
3 tickets and a night in jail later...
Not to mention the fines
Fuck
3 tickets and a night in jail later...
Not to mention the fines
Fuck
Well, did he make with the Blowjob, or not? hahaha!I had a shitty old car that we always would blaze in. One time sober as a nun, we get pulled over. The cop starts giving us shit that the car smells like weed, has us all get out of the car. He keeps questioning me, I was driving the car my car. He keeps saying, I can smell the weed on you and in your car. I told him he was crazy.
He than handcuffed us put us on the sidewalk.
Another cop pulls up and questions the first one of to the side of the car. They both come back saying they can smell weed. And they gave the "We`ll just let you own your way, just give us the marijuana." I asked him what I would get for him wasting my time and not finding anything. He didn't say shit. I told him I wanted a blowjob and gave him consent to search the car.
They're both in there for a bit. And they come back out with the ashtray. It was a shitty where you could pull the ashtray out. He says how it smells like weed and puts it in our faces. It didn't smell like anything and the only thing it was ash smudges. I tore the rest of the car apart and found a single swisher, snapped in half and crammed down the back seat. He wrote me a ticket for minor in posession of a tobacco product? I was around 16 at the time.
That is not how it works.Yes if the cop can "smell" marijuana, he can articulate enough that he has probable cause and search your vehicle. If you smoked with the window down, I don't think you'd have a big problem... just crack it so the airflow forces the smoke out.
Not always man.. A couple years ago my friend did that, but put the keys on the roof and the cop is like, are you experienced with this? Why are you doing that, are you guilty, blah blah blah, tough cop bullshitAnytime my brother gets pulled over, he takes his keys out of the ignition, lays them on his lap, and puts his arms out on his lap with his palms facing the ceiling. Piggys eat that shit up like dunkin donuts.
Damn that sucks man... fuck copsI had my car searched about ten years ago. The cop searched it regardless of what i said, and then when i read the police report, i got pissed!
The cop actually said in the report "As i approached the vehicle, i noticed the strong odor or marijuana" and "I saw a small baggie with a green leafy substance, i asked the driver what it was, and he confirmed it was marijuana"
Both statements were flat out lies! First, about the "odor", i had taken a shower, brushed my teeth, and changed clothes since last time i had smoked. I hadnt smoked in my car for weeks.
Second, he said that he "saw a baggie behind the drivers seat, in plain view"
The baggy was tucked into a shoe, with a pair of socks on top of it, IN THE FUCKING TRUNK! Not in plain view at all.
What could i do? i was a scared 19 year old kid, facing felony charges, and i couldnt afford a lawyer. So i asked the judge for one. He said, since i made minimum wage and worked 40 hours a week, that i could in fact afford a lawyer, and he said he would not assign me a public defender. I was forced to represent myself against this corrupt cop, on felony charges, barely out of high school.
Needless to say, i got a record for pot now, and i have been denied from jobs, security clearances within jobs, apartments, and ive even been fired once when a company checked my record.
COPS LIE!
Well, it's how it works here...That is not how it works.
Cop wants to search your car. He lies and claims that he smells marijuana. He searches your car. It is a abuse of a power that is de facto.
No, I have never been searched. I don't fit the stoner stereotype. The last thing a cop would assume is that I have any drugs in my car.Have you ever personally had a cop search your car unwillingly? If so, date, time, name of officer... I'll call his Capt. and file a complaint for you since it appears you didn't yourself.
I think most of us HERE know this, but i think its the YOUNG ones that get profiled. I got pulled over and fucked with a lot when i was in my late teens, early twenties. (i never looked like a stoner, i was always clean cut. But if a cop sees 4 teens in a car, he's comin for ya)Smell is probable cause. However, under no circumstances should you consent. If the coppers have probable cause they will go ahead and search if they choose to proceed.
Do not consent. Be polite, but politely refuse to consent.
Why would you be smoking in your car anyway? Go inside the house where you have a reasonable expectation of privacy.
Smoking while driving is dangerous and irresponsible. I have very little sympathy for anyone busted while driving impaired.
Smoking in a parked car is just plain ignorant. It is pretty obvious to a casual observer, and cops are instantly suspicious when they see people just sitting in a vehicle.
Agreed, i've learned not roll up in a car. looking down in your lap for 5 to 10 minutes straight is a dead giveaway. Twist up before you leave the house.Smoking in a parked car is just plain ignorant. It is pretty obvious to a casual observer, and cops are instantly suspicious when they see people just sitting in a vehicle.
That's the unfortunate truth. Watch Barry Cooper's Never Get Busted. They'll profile you using everything from the hair on your head to the "support your troops" bumper sticker. I definitely fit the young adult partier stereotype and sittin in a VW gti with skate stickers on the back was not a good idea.We removed those stickers as soon as we got to the house.I think most of us HERE know this, but i think its the YOUNG ones that get profiled. I got pulled over and fucked with a lot when i was in my late teens, early twenties. (i never looked like a stoner, i was always clean cut. But if a cop sees 4 teens in a car, he's comin for ya)
No, I have never been searched. I don't fit the stoner stereotype. The last thing a cop would assume is that I have any drugs in my car.
It doesn't change the fact that it is complete bullshit that cops manufacture cause to illegally search a persons personal property.
Whereas you say, "clean up" stoners and you wont get ILLEGALLY searched - I believe in the Constitution and the process of law; and all people should be treated equally under the law. It is a shame that we have "Americans" like yourself that believe that it is right to trample the Constitution if you fit a profile.
It's plainly obvious that you are wet behind the ears. Calling the Captain to complain isn't going to make your drug conviction / property seizure disappear after their illegal search provides poison fruit.
When an officer charges someone for being drunk in public, 99.9% of the time it's because the person was being rude, disruptive, or just belligerent from the alcohol. If you're walking by a cop and he catches a hint of alcohol, you should be fine unless you look 12, or you smell of a whole keg. Can you imagine cops arresting EVERYONE on Bourbon St. for being drunk in public? They'd fill up every jail in the state.I don't know and don't kill me for throwing this out there but say you're walking on the side walk perfectly fine you've drank maybe three drinks and pass by a cop and he smells alcohol on your breathe and body does that give him probable cause to give you a breathalyzer and take you away for being drunk in public? Cause thats bullshit IMO.
Ever notice how cigarette smokers have more trouble smelling the cigarettes on their clothes and such? We as pot smokers get used to the smell, but people who don't smoke can smell it far better than we can... hence why the officers olfactory prowess in smelling pot is far better than ours.Your honour, if it pleases the court, I would like for officer Pig over there to demonstrate is olfactory prowess by sniffing out a controlled parcel in a random car.