Its a natural bodily function so which one have you done ????

Po_p quiz: Who is this? cn
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Doesn't it suck every time you guys bend over to cut one out with the shit cutter (sphincter) your thinking of me and may I say I'm profoundly touched
 
Anybody done a Flag Pole..? I've only done one in my life time and it should have been in a movie it was that unbelievable...

I shat a lot... and I mean a lot... so after wiping I had a look and there were several large solid logs criss crossed in the bowl and one of the logs was almost standing straight up resting on a couple of the others... one of the pieces of paper had decided to rest on the top of the near vertical corn pole... Hence Flag Pole...

I should have taken a photo... :( I feel bad for not capturing the moment for future generations...
 
What really fucks me up is that I'm still subbed and reading this shit!! (and laughing my ass off)

Oh, and Shannon, I really don't think I'd admit shitting a flag pole even if I ever did. (Had one that resembled an anaconda tho..........all coiled up, and it's head reared up and ready to strike!)
 
My brother used to do what I call Submarine Shits... I don't know if he still does... but you could always tell when he had taken a dump cause there would be a solid log that would sit halfway between the surface and the bottom of the bowl...
 
I hope nobody I knew reads this ... but a great story from my brave innocent youth. My intended (now my ex ...)'s sister had a fainting spell or something, and came to in the emergency room. Once her body knew she was awake, her brainstem said "release massive turd NOW". Apparently it was a "curler" and tried to go back in, in a peculiarly feminine way. That was some f'd up shit if you ask me. cn
 
Shit Cn, how the hell can I go to sleep now with THAT mental picture rattling around in my head???? Thanx Bud!!!
 
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