i was out fishing one day with my hip waders on, about knee deep in this lake.. i felt something on me neck, look down and low and behold, a spider right there crawling around me neck..
i calmly fetched the thing into my hand and walked it back to the shore, and about 5 seconds after i saved the damn thing i noticed it had already bitten me on the neck..
sucker left a big ass red welt on me that was there for a few days, and here i was nice to it and made sure it got back to shore without drowning, i guess so it could live another day and bite another fisherman..