I've Never Actually Been to 4Chan

RyanTheRhino said:

If you know nothing about hacking dont go there because eventually some one will butt-fuck your computer for fun


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thedoc08 said:

I know nothing about hacking because I've been getting laid since middle school.

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RyanTheRhino said:

If you know nothing about hacking dont go there because eventually some one will butt-fuck your computer for fun

4chan, the online community of hackers, internet meme creators, child pornographers and software thieves has done it once again. Through coordinated hacking attacks, 4chan’s users launched a slew of DDoS (distributed denial-of-service) attacks on the RIAA and MPAA websites, resulting in a combined 61 service interruptions and two hours of complete service loss.
So what did these old media monsters do to summon the wrath of this notoriously vengeful hacker community? Believe it or not, 4chan was acting in defense of The Pirate Bay, a file-sharing site typically used to exchange illegal, pirated versions of music, movies, television shows, online books and computer software.

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The Cryptkeeper said:

Are you like a certified non-hacker? Got a badge you can flash a chick and they're all like 'Thank Christ! I've been fucked more ways then one by those faggots'? Instant blowie achieved?

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thedoc08 said:

You got that backwards, I'm certified at hooking up with chicks in middle school which makes me unable to be a hacker.

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The Cryptkeeper said:

If 4Chan get's organized they've been known to completely destroy servers. Watch out.

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The Cryptkeeper said:

So if you had the time, if you weren't getting your dick sucked 24/7/365, you'd be a hacker?

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thedoc08 said:

Nah, but if I was 5'2", Asian, socially awkward, really good at math, and had a tiny penis then perhaps I would consider a career in the hacking industry.

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