jesus christ, a tree just fell on my shit!

Just after 2 am, several tons of tree top sheered off the large oak tree in my yard and partially landed on my new '11 car (((( thank god i have some "goat" to smoke on right now !!! That shit landed 20 feet from our beds, and I didnt know if i needed to grab my gun or my nuts or both as I jumped outta bed to the sounds of falling tree right next to me. Took me a few seconds to realize what could be going on... this shit was intense.

I dunno what to do about my car.. it's f'ing 3am. i dont know if homeowners covers this kind of bullshit, or if my car insurance will do something.. and i don't have gap coverage... I hope i don't get fucked over this bullshit..

u got a chainsaw?
for all other issues just hit the blunt till the am

I would call your car insurance company and make a claim immediately...

It's called an 'act of god'... out of human control... I believe basic insurance covers this.

Damn bro, well I'm sure you don't want to hear this but shit happens.

dont forget to take pictures

well i got the tree off my car, and it is towed to the body shop.. my car insurance is covering it. whew...

Is Jesus still lying there, we are trying to find a better photo of him

i know someone who has 3 baseball sized hail chunk in their freezer for insurance evidence. we got hit with a wicked hail storm and it shattered his windshield along with a few huge dents. insurance companies suck tho and they will try to jerk you for as long as possible, def make a claim asap.

glad to hear it all worked out in less than one page