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twostrokenut

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On the one hand it would be cool to be cool but on the other hand it would be like admitting I couldn't defend myself.

Other hand seems heavier.

You read that correctly, I have three hands.
 

charface

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On the one hand it would be cool to be cool but on the other hand it would be like admitting I couldn't defend myself.

Other hand seems heavier.

You read that correctly, I have three hands.
I had never entertained the thought but
now that it has been addressed,
yeah, it is clear as the noses on my face.
 

charface

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transparent noses would be cool could boogey farm way more effectively imho.
Unless evolution bonks its head my guess we should be there in a decade or two.
It has to notice humans boogie hunt
for food and sport both.
Clearly it is important for the future.

Now non stick noses.
Not so much.
Shit just be fallin out

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twostrokenut

Well-Known Member
Unless evolution bonks its head my guess we should be there in a decade or two.
It has to notice humans boogie hunt
for food and sport both.
Clearly it is important for the future.

Now non stick noses.
Not so much.
Shit just be fallin out

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Science must intervene, protruding bottom lip could catch the goodies, I want that option on my order form.
 

Unclebaldrick

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How do you get a cat to eat a coffee bean ?
My guess would be cover it with tuna fish - and then WTF would that coffee taste like ?
They don't feed the cat coffee. The cat eats coffee fruit in the wild (who the hell knows why cats do shit?), the bean passes through in the feces. So the trick is to find the cat feces, not to get the coffee outta the cat poop. I guess they put litter boxes in the jungle. The hardest part is convincing the 1% to drink cat shit. Kudos for that.
 

charface

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My guess is burried face first in something rotten not giving us a second thought.
Typical parasite.

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