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Savage Garden

Savage Garden

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2 Welshmen had been drinking for hours when one turns to the other and says



"my wife said she will divorce me if i come home pissed again"

"dont worry " says his mate " i have a plan that always works"


The guy goes home and after hammering at the front door for a while his wife comes down and says

" what did i tell you, you fucking moron...this is the last time....now fuck off"


"but, but, but" said the man " i can explain, " im not drunk at all....its a big mistake"

"this tenner is from the bloke who puked on my shirt, he gave it to me for dry cleaning"


"Oh" said his wife.." theres 20 here, whats the other tenner for"


" Thats from the bloke who did a shit in my trousers"
 
abalonehx

abalonehx

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Q: "Eh, how the fuck you doin'?"
A: "I'm tip top magoo. How's your mother?"
But the weather is fucked up. Freezing winter temps to 87 deg summer weather in 48-72 hours.
 
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Organicus

Organicus

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rollitup said:
Well first off, I would like to welcome everyone that has joined the forum. It is a new forum and we are just getting started. Currently we have 200 vistors /day now. And it is rising daily, relax hangout. On the top bar of the screen is a photoalbum of what people are contributing for pictures, all pictures will be stored under your personal album and are seen by all the stonerz :weed:
Any advertising that you guys can do wether it be in other forums that you post in would be great.

Happy smoking
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Hi to you rollitup , i’m slowly getting into this site thank’s for it .
 
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