Joke of the day

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'



 

420Blunt's

Well-Known Member
cause his hands were in his daughters pussy! AAAHHAHA priceless! hes wrong though. daughters a skank. like a doorknob everybodys hands have been on her.
 

aknight3

Moderator
we should have a joke of the day everyday, or night at least.



Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other
signing, or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have
sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his
wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his
penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis
two hundred and fifty times.
 

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
so did you all hear that they where hiring trappers in WASHINTON DC.
aparentally their was a coon and a beaver trying to get in the WHITE HOUSE. :hump::hump::hump::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: LOL
 

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
keep them coming. and remember all they are just jokes nothing meant by them. so with that being said. i will have to change some words in this one.
SO WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLACKS IN A BARN
ANTUIQE FARM EQUIPMENT. LOL
 

dew-b

Well-Known Member
A drunk staggered into a Catholic church and ended up in the confession booth. After a few moments, the priest said: "What do you need my son?" The drunk asked: "Is there any paper on your side?"
 

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
A drunk staggered into a Catholic church and ended up in the confession booth. After a few moments, the priest said: "What do you need my son?" The drunk asked: "Is there any paper on your side?"
+reps :hump:
 

dew-b

Well-Known Member
Q: What's a beaver?
A: A furry little animal that hides in blue jeans and eats faces.
 

Brick Top

New Member
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