Just gave my clone some beer

littlegreenthumb420 said:
hahah i wouldnt use good beer i would rather drink it your clone will be dead in the next couple days any ways. btw your best bet is bud light its mostly water anyways:bigjoint:
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shit, obviously not if it was the only of three that made it 3 days without light or water - plus, grandmommy said it works on the potted plants at home, right!?!?
:lol::bigjoint:
 
I love seeing threads like this. It makes me realize that there is not much competition out there and my product will keep going up in price to fill the need. Thanks
 
mcpurple said:
piss on it mexicans use piss in mexico on their crops to enhance the growth, u should try it
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piss puts nitrogen in the soil, if our making a compost pile you are supposed to piss on it to add nitrogen - its either that or fish, but they attract animals
:weed:
 
I aa fairly drunk but will go attempt some pictures. I do have to piss because of all the beer, perhaps I should piss on wolf lady.

I used top class oil, premium 93 grade
 
For all you sadistic voyeurs, I present Wolf Lady, in all her drunken glory. You can see in one of the pictures, I am artfully flipping her off.
 

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ROFL i think you just inspired a genocide.... all under-performing plants must suffer MWAHAHA survival of the fittest.
 
She only had 1 chug of beer about 5 days ago, so not too drunk by now. Plus she got some water when I transplanted, so that should help sober her up.
 
Best. Idea. Ever.

I am going to try this as I took more clones and am slightly over my limit. Pics tonight, if I get motivated!
 
don't ask me why i just googled giving beer to my clones. but i did.

ok, i admit it. i did just give some beer to a clone because i would have had to walk inside and fill a water bottle otherwise. i figured the fizzing would help aerate the soil and the beer i drink is pretty much water anyway.

now judge me.
 
The fizzing would let off CO2. Not good for roots but good for the leaves! use it as a foliar feed! I pissed around my plant outside and I didnt see any harm done! Even left it out in below freezing temps for 3 nights with rain too... Still goin, leaves curled up a bit but they'll get better witht this warmer weather
 
dukeofbaja said:
And I am going to give it some pizza and a blowjob to help it along
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CyberSecks said:
just be carefull if u give a male plant a BJ its pollen sacks might burst right in your eye
;) lol
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darkdestruction420 said:
i know this is a joke thread mostly, but my grandma really does it. lol. she's been gardening for years and using it on the potted plants she keeps. she swears by it but i think grandma is just getting senile. lol
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how i just read all that...senile grandmas and blowjobs
 
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