Lame jokes that are hilarious

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gioua

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MFB said:
I think its suppose to be "shot". I shot my first turkey the other day. Folks at the supermarket were a bit surprised.
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I imagine any killing of a turkey in public would be shocking to most folks.. ?
 
MFB

MFB

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The turkeys at the supermarket are already killed lol unless your in Guatemala?
 
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happy420009

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These are not lame, these are fukkin amazing (but i cant post it elsewhere so)

[video=youtube;d24QyaNMfnc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d24QyaNMfnc[/video]
 
MFB

MFB

Active Member
I got one that takes the cake, sorry if some one already posted this:

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

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How did you get your nose between their little legs?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Dirty joke: Two white horses fell in the mud.

Really dirty joke: three came out!

~ and the preschool goes WILD ~
 
neosapien

neosapien

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happy420009 said:
The most groan-worthy but yet somehow hilarious jokes I've come across.

- What do raspberries do when they play instruments ? They Have A Jam Session

- Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.

- Why couldn't the flower ride a bike? The pedals fell off! Hahahahahahahaha

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: I'll tell you later!

What is a cows favorite musical note?
a beef-flat..
Now that was a misteak




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Knock knock
 
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