Last Minutes Drug Test!

I have been searching for a job in this tiny mountain town of ours for months, and good news, finally got one! However, have to do a drug test tomorrow morning before it's final, and needless to say, I will NOT test clean! We live in CA, and I do have a prescription, but I don't feel comfortable leaving it up to the doctor to decide whether to tell my employers or not, so...........................

What detox drinks actually work? Actually, more importantly, has anyone ever heard of Smokeside? I think that's what the shop guy called it (had a thick accent!), and that's actually the only one I can get up here. Maybe I'm just being nervous for no reason, but never been tested before AND never had it matter as much as it does now, so any info would be GREATLY appreciated!

i'd never risk any of those detox drinks as they seem wayyy too risky imo... i do however ues quick fix sythentic and its worked awesome the five or more times i've used it.. see if your store has some of this, use and and don't blink an eye..

If you can get the dehydrated urine or the synthetic I would go with that, You need more notice for the detox to work, a bare fucking minimum of 72 hours, and I would add a day to that. I had one fail me once

if you can't, stay on your doctors ass and make damn sure he sends that shit, thats my suggestion.

You have a medical marijuana card... just tell them. Being honest is the best way to do this kind of thing. And you have nothing to hide

You can even give them a photocopy of your prescription, just make sure it's marked so someone there can't use the photocopy lol

Thanks guys....I guess I'm not going to bother buying the detox stuff they have up here because it takes a while to work, and I DO have a copy of my medi card, but I'm still nervous as hell! Guess it's just a couple of gallons of water and cranberry juice for me!

Drink a lot of water a few hours before the test and start taking a high quality multivatamin two hours before the test.

i'm not 100% positive on this, but i'm fairly sure that the company can fail you for a positive for bud even if you have a card for it.. like i said, not 100% on it, but pretty sure.. i wouldn't risk a good paying job with a dr's recommendation and the fact that you have a script for it.. i know it's crazy that it's like this, i really do, but it is what it is... i'd still go for the synthetic or substitute with someone whom you know is clean.

Drink a fuck load of beer.
Thats what I do.. you piss like a fire ho's.

certo its a jelly mix, ive done it and it works, i learned from a friend of mine whos an actor i wont mention his name but u mix a pack of the gel into a blue gatoraid and drink it, piss twice and then go drop no need to drink any extra water or anything just piss twice after and u can thank me later

Well, I went to the local smoke shop and got the detox they have there. It looks like it is all organic; just a bunch of root and leaf extract, as well as acai and pomegranate. The only chemical is a "noxide blend" , whatever that is. Hopefully not something that is tested for!! So, just to check, has anyone heard of Noxide Detox formula? I only ask cause the guy at the store said to drink it at least 4-5 hours before the test, but it doesn't have any actual instructions on the bottle and I can't find anything online. Again, thanks for all the advice guys, and fingers crossed!!

Can I have a copy of your medi card? <3