Last time you punched someone in the face?

ebgood

ebgood

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i punched my homie in the face last. i passed out drunk and they thought it would be funny to slap cam me. it woke me up and i just swung, i didnt even see anybody. thats bcus 2 of of the friends ran and i laid the 3rd one out.

i think its bullshit that the only time i ever knocked someone out, i wasnt awake to see it
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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panhead said:
Ha , fuck treadmills & stationary bikes too , my son talked me into buying a bunch of home excercise shit last year , he gave me the ole " it'll be good for ya " speach & my dumb ass fell for it .

The shit sat in the basement for months till i got plowed on peach brandy & tried riding that fuckin bike , i fell off the damm thing & blew my knee out , a few months ago he asked if we ever used the stuff & i had him come get it all & take it to his house .

Its amazing how fast you can fuk yourself up on excercise equipment when your old & drunk as hell , fuk that stupid bike .
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treadmills suck this one guy goes to the gym all the time treadmill and all I took him for a hike in the mountains he was crying like a bitch just trying to find him an outdoor plot he gave up like a bitch like "what I got to carry soil this far out?" like no shit you don't want a hiker or hunter finding your shit them pussies don't go this deep off trail. Then it was starting to get dark and freaking out like you better know the way out wouldn't stop bitching till we made it to the trail.

Needless to say he didn't get a job fucking pussy I need a crew with some balls that can work hard I got a fucked up ankle I shouldn't be outworking nobody but I can't find anyone to keep up with me.
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Funny that you mentioned it, but the last time I loosened someone's dentures was just last week. That almost completely useless, fat assed excuse for a wife, ( I only keep her around because she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, if you know what I mean) burnt my toast AGAIN. I warned her in March that if she did it one more time, I will fuck you up. So, last week she did it again (I think she was testing me). That forced me into showing her that I was a man of my word, and I don't take shit from nobody, especially from one legged cripples. So, I said to her, "Hey, your shoe lace is untied" and the dumb bitch looks down at her foot ( she was wearing a flip flop) and started to say " No, it ain't, I ain't wearing no sho ", then BAM! I got her real good ( a roll of quarters in your fist does wonders). The dentures go flying, she goes flying, the dishes she was carrying go flying ( Corel plates simply don't break), and that was that. After she woke up and found her teeth, she came crawling out to the front porch (took her awhile, but she made it) where I was sucking down some PBR's, and told me she was really sorry, and it won't happen again. So, that was that, she got my point (she better have, because next time it ain't going to be pretty) and as my hero once said, " Mission Accomplished"
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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Aeroknow said:
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Has anyone else ever done this? I had some punk talking shit, getting in my face at this house party, just being an annoying prick..I was kinda buzzed, I don't know what set me off, but i punched myself in the face 2 or 3 times..looked at the guy and said.".you think i fucking care about getting hit. " he didn't know what to do...i didn't draw blood but my lip was swollen the rest of the night. I really don't like fighting..but I don't mind the pain..so if it has to be..
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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A few years ago, i was on the back patio taking a piss on the air conditioner because it was the designated outdoor urinal and puke spot. Then i got pushed into the piss and puke pile so i turned around and saw my friend standing there laughing saying he didnt do it but he was the only other person outside so i knew he was lying. I punched him in the jaw as hard as i could. Then my other friend comes back outside and said he was the one who pushed me. For some reason I didnt beleive him until my rage had calmed down and by then i didnt feel like hitting him anymore.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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WeedFreak78 said:
Has anyone else ever done this? I had some punk talking shit, getting in my face at this house party, just being an annoying prick..I was kinda buzzed, I don't know what set me off, but i punched myself in the face 2 or 3 times..looked at the guy and said.".you think i fucking care about getting hit. " he didn't know what to do...i didn't draw blood but my lip was swollen the rest of the night. I really don't like fighting..but I don't mind the pain..so if it has to be..
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No.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Jimdamick said:
Funny that you mentioned it, but the last time I loosened someone's dentures was just last week. That almost completely useless, fat assed excuse for a wife, ( I only keep her around because she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, if you know what I mean) burnt my toast AGAIN. I warned her in March that if she did it one more time, I will fuck you up. So, last week she did it again (I think she was testing me). That forced me into showing her that I was a man of my word, and I don't take shit from nobody, especially from one legged cripples. So, I said to her, "Hey, your shoe lace is untied" and the dumb bitch looks down at her foot ( she was wearing a flip flop) and started to say " No, it ain't, I ain't wearing no sho ", then BAM! I got her real good ( a roll of quarters in your fist does wonders). The dentures go flying, she goes flying, the dishes she was carrying go flying ( Corel plates simply don't break), and that was that. After she woke up and found her teeth, she came crawling out to the front porch (took her awhile, but she made it) where I was sucking down some PBR's, and told me she was really sorry, and it won't happen again. So, that was that, she got my point (she better have, because next time it ain't going to be pretty) and as my hero once said, " Mission Accomplished"
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This post made me cackle like and old woman.
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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I got knocked the fuck out in highschool by this dude that looked like buster douglas. I had 3" height on him, he had 60 some lbs on me. Didnt even get but a few punches in before i was on my back with my face vibrating and my ears ringing wondering what the fuck just happened lol
 
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