learned a valuable lesson at work today.

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iamnobody

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If you get spicy bbq sauce in your eyes it burns like fuck for 10 minutes, and makes you blind for 2.

Ugh... I'm the only dishwasher left. Yesterday it was so bad they actually called an applicant and told them "here's your interview, show up and do dishes you're hired."

So good news is, I got job security. Bad news is I spend more time there than anyone else and still have my morning job...

*sigh* I need a raise.
 
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Daggy

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Man I hated dish. Always wet, hot plates, shit breaking, servers leaving the plates nasty as hell. I went from dish to wiper to foodrunner to take out to bar back to server. took me about 2-3 years but hey it is what it is.
 
Final Phase

Final Phase

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I picked up a paper napkin to wipe an eye at a Chuckie Cheese 30 years ago... My freaking mom had put a small pile of chile peppers on the damn napkin - They when right in my eye...
Talk about some hot shit :fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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iamnobody said:
If you get spicy bbq sauce in your eyes it burns like fuck for 10 minutes, and makes you blind for 2.

Ugh... I'm the only dishwasher left. Yesterday it was so bad they actually called an applicant and told them "here's your interview, show up and do dishes you're hired."

So good news is, I got job security. Bad news is I spend more time there than anyone else and still have my morning job...

*sigh* I need a raise.
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oh yes, try cutting up some Carolina Reaper then playing with your cock later on one time
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I sometimes insert an entire ghost pepper into my anus before I rub one out. The intense capsaicin blast directly against my prostate induces a climax so strong that I once drown a sleeping cat in my jizz from 4 yards away. True story...
 
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spandy

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iamnobody said:
If you get spicy bbq sauce in your eyes it burns like fuck for 10 minutes, and makes you blind for 2.

Ugh... I'm the only dishwasher left. Yesterday it was so bad they actually called an applicant and told them "here's your interview, show up and do dishes you're hired."

So good news is, I got job security. Bad news is I spend more time there than anyone else and still have my morning job...

*sigh* I need a raise.
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You learned the wrong lesson.

Try learning a new skill and offer the world more than a dish wash. It will never pay.
 
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iamnobody

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spandy said:
You learned the wrong lesson.

Try learning a new skill and offer the world more than a dish wash. It will never pay.
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I've already been approved to start training as a server (start training next week) as well as they've already started cook training when ($2.50hr pay raise). Plus I've made it very clear that within 2 years I plan on being a manager. So that lessons been learned. Just gotta go through the BS first.

Used to be a contractor ($14 hr) but a toyota camry to the knee put a stop to that. Gotta start from the bottom again.
 
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Final Phase

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iamnobody said:
I've already been approved to start training as a server (start training next week) as well as they've already started cook training when ($2.50hr pay raise). Plus I've made it very clear that within 2 years I plan on being a manager. So that lessons been learned. Just gotta go through the BS first.

Used to be a contractor ($14 hr) but a toyota camry to the knee put a stop to that. Gotta start from the bottom again.
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I did 4 paper routes on a 450 Honda... Then later at age 16 began working in a garage making wroght iron lamps for One Fucking Dollar an Hour! lol
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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iamnobody said:
If you get spicy bbq sauce in your eyes it burns like fuck for 10 minutes, and makes you blind for 2.

Ugh... I'm the only dishwasher left. Yesterday it was so bad they actually called an applicant and told them "here's your interview, show up and do dishes you're hired."

So good news is, I got job security. Bad news is I spend more time there than anyone else and still have my morning job...

*sigh* I need a raise.
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Nows your best time to ask. Wait for it to hit the rush and ask.
 
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