lets write rhymes...

Shannon Alexander said:
I cant stand all of your rhyme schemes simplistic
ball gag in I rhyme better with a gimp lisp bitch
ordering seeds... from herbies drunk
yeah thats right... you heard me punks
I'm a goat with a hard on for wolf slash hot chick
half a globe away but you know I stash hot pics
of her flashin her ass in a thongs sayin my name
Sacrificin goats so fast, this aint a game
Filling up the spank bank with the super speed
Fill up a fat skank with my super seed
Bust so hard shoot the condom to her uterus
beat the pussy up with my furious super dick
leave a false name and a wrong number bitch
now she all tore up, numb and stuck with a twitch
Dippin out the back door never gon see me again
but god knows she gonna tell all of her friends...
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a goat thats beat from eating a basket
can you believe words can get your ass kicked?
your living proof that test tubes do exist
where im from the name shannon is a chick.
never once met a man with such a cute name
but when youre born from a bank
people like me now know the un-explained.
you say you got a super dick
but i think that is false
every guy that talks his cock up
has a dick smaller than his balls.
now dont get mad at the words i am saying
i can do this all day
im high and know im just playin...
 
you're Damned right I got a super dick cape and all
man why do you wanna think about my ape man balls
You best get em out your mouth before you address me
you gotta swallow "MY" pride before you impress me
 
Shannon Alexander said:
you're Damned right I got a super dick cape and all
man why do you wanna think about my ape man balls
You best get em out your mouth before you address me
you gotta swallow "MY" pride before you impress me
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too bad from what i hear
it looks like supermans retarded brother carl
kinda like the one thing you dig...
hot carl under your nose
while wearing a womans wig.
i got nothing to say about the size of my cock
but looking at the chicken i have
i can say it walks the walk.
nothing you do can easily impress me
but the way you wear those knee pads all the time
does make us all wonder anxiously
 
I'll wear a fucking wig if I want to bitch
and I'm not retard I'm a special kid
so damned special I got my own short bus
tryna break a speed record so I'm a short fuck
You can wonder all you want, cause you're never gonna know
just cause you lie doesnt mean you'll grow like pinochio
 
you always say that youll wear that wig
bend you over quicker than a priest and some kid.
while your down on your knees
you wont be out of any luck
you dont miss any surface
when you suck suck suck...
 
Holy shit, you jump to the priest reference quick
I guess it's from having the deep reverend dick
inside your colon, but shhh it's just your little secret
You got a playboy mag and a candy bar not to leak it
 
unlike you i dont believe in god
never sucked dick,
never fucked a man like you hoss.
shannon alexander i do presume
i just know it is you smelling of ass sex
and cheap perfume.

for right now lets stop the monotony
we all know youre damn good on both of your knees.
but before we get this thread closed
llets just say our peace
id be sad like the others
if this thread was not to be...
 
little bitches with lil britches

i am knocking at your door.

come to huff and puff

and blaze you to the floor.
 
Well hooooooly shit... it's on with the gay jokes...
I'm give you a gay choke from a straight bloke with a stray poke
See you in an alley... I ain't even gonna say hi
not even give you a chance I see you reachin for the KY
and with god as my whitness he knows that I don't play I
Go for the kill, sacrifice a goat in ya colon
leave your whole entire digestive tract swollen
from your butt to your esophagus
Leave you screamin " I didn't wanna fuck"
with two fingers up in ya rectum
Cause "I don't give a fuck"
 
sso said:
little bitches with lil britches

i am knocking at your door.

come to huff and puff

and blaze you to the floor.
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my house is tough
unlike those little pigs
the only thing your gonna huff
is shannons creamy jiz.
nothing ever happens to the wolf in the end
but go to his house
and youll quickly see that he wasnt playin...
 
Fuck your story billy
You just bore me billy

You don't wanna see this billy. goat gruff
The government makes me warn you bill. this goats rough
I'ma talk your troll arse back under the bridge
kick arse back down to where you live
Salivating getting a peak at my rear end
I feel uneasy near you and friends don't fear friends
 
you can feel all you want
but when you reach for my sack
thats when i throw down the blunt.
its not a story if it is the truth
now go back to your preacher
and confess in his boothe
 
I've never confessed mister B.B.R
I really do see you and who thee art
A closet homosex with a church fetish
for watchin priests make little boys get it
Rough up in the heiny.
Like satan get behind me
Lyrically you suck bitch, tough shit
it's tough if you must switch
from talking about preists and little boys
to priests and little boys
then priests over and over
I see your fantasies about yourself bending over
 
You said it yourself
"like Satan get behind me"
As if your begging for him
To break the spokes of your "Heiny"
Things might sound better in your own mind
Like this game you're playing
Youre Just wasting my time.
I don't have secrets,
Not even close to being gay
Stop pretending cause we know
You want to be that way.

Nothing but a joke
That is what you are
Sitting back at your desk
Drinking, looking at stars.
I hope your job calls
And they need you on the double
Cuz if you get fired
You can suck your boss off
Gobble gobble...
 
London Bridge is falling down
and ive tossed off my weighted crown
All that glitters is bought and sold
Now tell me who is to blame?
You shone the brightest
You sold your soul
the heart that was a diamond
Turned back into a lump of coal
Tell me when the cameras flash
Do you think of the past?
Of the simple life that could have been
But you,
You wanted to fight, to win
Now that you're rolling in the green
And I am no longer the queen
There's nothing left of your humanity
Save for your vanity
Simple mind in the perfect body
Arrogant man with a taste for the gaudy
I will miss you, my old friend
A shell, a husk, of what you could have been
 
Put this in your pipe and smoke it.
You won't know until you toke it.
Feel the feel, and smell the scents-
Dance the dance and lose the tense.
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Life is better all around...
When Mary Jane comes to town
 
What fucking stars dude it's 8 in the A-M
You are the one fixated on priests I'm just say-in
You're the type of bitch that never swallows always spits
Even tho I'm drunk you think I really got time for this?
 
Im feeling kinda green
I wanna smoke like a feen
Im sippin on pot tea
it really wasnt free
Everyone calls me Bumblebee
I see a girl named Elen
She's got me buzzin like a felon
All i can do is stare at her melons
 
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