LOL!!! This is funny kid is so messed up

Kinda a usless post, but its funny to watch my bro mess up... he's 17




D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
hey

Wold says:
Hey

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
wuts going on

Wold says:
Nothing

Wold says:
Ripping some killer riffs

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dope shit

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude mom broke her back if u havnt heard yet

Wold says:
yeah, I heard a long time ago

Wold says:
Jesus, I really want to salp that dumb bitch

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
yup

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude i might be a dad eh

Wold says:
Fool

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
fuck off

Wold says:
How old are you?

Wold says:
Do you have a job?

Wold says:
Can you suport a kid? Think In real terms dude. I remember when you used to
bullshit me about you having kids, now you actually got one. Youre a real man now

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude i have a job

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
probably makin alot more then your dad

Wold says:
Alot of people are making alot more than my dad

Wold says:
But dude... That chick you knocked up? Shes gunna want money, time and
love. Most of which you cant give her. Whats you're mother goign to say? Or you're father for that matter

Wold says:
Ill bet you dads gunna samck you sillly

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude my dads a fucking loser

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude im getting probably 50 pounds a month after october

Wold says:
Have fun with that

Wold says:
lol

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
im going to

Wold says:
*cough* Heat score *cough*

Wold says:
lol

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude im gonna be sellin mass amounts

Wold says:
Make hash, and sell that

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
canèt

Wold says:
You get way more money, and its easier to stash

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
im getting it all fronted to me

Wold says:
Plus its hash

Wold says:
Fronted?

Wold says:
lol Dont smoke it or fuckin lose it or something

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
im probably gonna get like 10 pounds for myself

Wold says:
Thats dope

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
yea

Wold says:
Im just gunna chill smoke

Wold says:
Phone some bitches

Wold says:
Get em blazed

Wold says:
and tap them asses

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude me and my brother in law were high on acid smokeing dope in a tree

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
it was some fucked up shit

Wold says:
I did acid a couple of times

Wold says:
Well LSD

Wold says:
I had some really crazy realizations

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dude do acid and listen to digeridoo techno

Wold says:
I know why we are here as humas, but you probibly dont wanna hear it

Wold says:
Id rather think... or draw

Wold says:
SOmething creative

Wold says:
Or play my guitar

Wold says:
I made up a really trippy song when i was high

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
dope

Wold says:
I did 2 hits of Primo, pure LSD

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) says:
we did some shit that was like e, 2ci and acid

Wold says:
Ha

Wold says:
Its was probibly PCP or some shit

Wold says:
Its very hard to find a good acid source

Wold says:
But once school rolls around, I can buy it like people buy weed at school

Wold says:
She has a 100 sheet at school every day

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dope shit

Wold says:
Yea im stoked

Wold says:
Shes wierd though

Wold says:
But I like it

Wold says:
Wow its almost 4:20

Wold says:
Wish I had some dope...

Wold says:
llol

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude its 5:20

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
here

Wold says:
trippy

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude u should see the shit i have seen since i moved

Wold says:
Yeah?

Wold says:
I prefer th quiet life

Wold says:
SHit ocmes my way, I deal with it,or beat the hell out of it

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude i watch some kid get ripped in half by a C-train

Wold says:
C-trian

Wold says:
Whats that

Wold says:
A large locomotive?

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
its like a subway

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
but above ground

Wold says:
Rough

Wold says:
SOunds like the kid ate shit

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
yup

Wold says:
Well, he probibly diddnt feel it

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude he was like still alive

Wold says:
What the hell was he doing that close to a C-trian anyways

Wold says:
He was drunk and had to pee?

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
he got pushed

Wold says:
Which kid did that?

Wold says:
Thats murder 1

Wold says:
Unless he planned it

Wold says:
OR manslughteer

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
yea it was a girl and shes runnin from 5-0

Wold says:
lol

Wold says:
Thats some funny shit, right there

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
yea

Wold says:
How old is this chick?

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
no clue

Wold says:
And why did she push him?

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
over drugs

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
he ripped her off

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude this city is fucked

Wold says:
hahah

Wold says:
Hey! thats not a gram! Bulshit *push*

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude i was sellin yayo for abit and when i first mover here i was a pimp

Wold says:
Why didnt ya cook it up

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
i got it ready cooked

Wold says:
Just get some baking soda, a spoon and a lighter, nd presto! 2x the bitches

Wold says:
You sold crack

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
dude i no how to cook crack

Wold says:
Who the fuck would go to you for rocks?

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
i aint stupid plus i used to smoke it

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
my dad and his gf

Wold says:
Harsh

Wold says:
No offence, but you're whole family is fucked

D-Boy --(New Brunswick)--(Fuck It Its Just Bail.) Might Be A Dad says:
yea i no dude i have found out alot of shit since i moved out here

w o w

don't leave me hanging......

lol FINISH THE STORY WE NEED MORE

Lol it was long but worth it. That kids fucked up

yes but unlike him, u walk around ur house naked. i mean u answer the door naked.

i dont get it

Uhh yeah, that was my broother.. he fucked, but we are the same age. Id just though id share... I read the convo, andthough it might be funny. Helikes to b/s thouhg, so its probily all lies. But I wouldnt putit pst him... hes been in jail twice, and got caught with a 1/2 oz of coke. He told he cops he was running it for someone, and he didnt know what it was... it worked. They just drove him home, then took him to court, and put him in jail fr a month.

is this a conversation with your brother?

Yes yes it was.

o ok i understand

He thinks its cool to do shit like that... amkes him feel grown up, like a man, almost

yea i kno kids like that feel they gota impress people there usualy pretty annoying

Yeah, it was worse in like middle school, the worst part is, that kid gets so much pussy... but yeah they arnt the best chicks but still. Wish I could bring home sevral bitches at a time... But thats thanks to the crack! lol fool....

use stoner have standard tho lol

Yeah, I wouldnt touch half those chicks... but I did touch a few... only the ones who were disease free. He gave them drugs, they gave him themselfs... fair trade lol

to some yea, i jus smoke a j wit them an they usaly do the rest lol

Yeah. LG's do that alot. They get horny as fuck when they are blazed. But im too old for them now...

not me i take full advantage of wat the ganja can get me lol