Look What I Found Growing Outside!

My compost bin is used for dumping anything vegetative, including any botched grows, old baggy left-overs, etc. I hadn't mowed that section of our 5 acres in a while, and one day my wife came running to my window.

*TAP-TAP-TAP* "Bradford! You've got a weed growing out here," is what I heard. A "weed"? Who gives a shit? "What?" I ask bewildered. "You have a weed plant growing out here!"

"Oh shit!" I exclaimed. The neighbors! "Pull the damn thing out and bring it to the window." Some 2 minutes later...

"I can't pull it out," she says. To which I say to her saying the sentence, "That's what she said."

"What do you mean you can't pull it out? Hold on, I'm coming." As I approached our compost bin, I noticed among many other 6' weeds growing in that section of the acreage were two 6' beautiful females and one little 4' lady. Underneath are dozens of little babies which will never see the light of day under the giant, mighty oaks I beheld. It was easy to see why she couldn't pull it out. The "trunk" of the Mary Tree was bigger than the girth of Lexington Steele's cock.

Now, the question is, when in hell do I harvest these ladies? It's gonna take me HOURS! I'm not sure of the breed, but it could be a northern light/blueberry cross-breed I picked up in a few baggies. But it could also be schwag shit from when I was cleaning out some old storage containers. Either way, it doesn't look too dank, yet. Anyone gotta a guess from these pics? Just took them this evening. I'll take more when the light is better.

By the way, it's really hard taking good pictures of big trees in the strong wind.

Whoa...thats a monster...good job.

wow..just goes to show that weed grows itself lol

Not ready yet CFG - give 'em a few weeks.

weed doesnt grow out of thin air, someone prolly planted it there

Wow man thats a fuckin awesome score...

For some reason..I think we're being had.

olishell said:

For some reason..I think we're being had.

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of course . . . . .

That is awsome! but how did they grow there if you usually cut the grass there or have u not all summer? but yeah a few more weeks and those will be done and nice. wow what i would do to walk out in my backyard and find 3 six foot tall monsters growing.

olishell said:

For some reason..I think we're being had.

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hmmmmm....... ditto!

Yes, it has been a while since I've mowed that area (probably 3 months), since I also farm--growing bermuda hay, cover crops, etc. Also, my compost bin is something I hardly ever visit, since my wife is the one who usually dumps all the compost from the kitchen. I shit you not I didn't notice it all summer. And I shit you not this is all true. And, no, nobody planted those on my property. And, no, I didn't plant them either. The plants literally grew merely from seeds being dumped in my compost bin. I didn't water them, tend to them, etc. I just found them a week or so ago myself.

See, if you're a Christian and smoke weed, God blesses you. You pagans need to straighten out!

No, seriously, this is all true. I guestimated it would be late October till they're ready. Do I have to worry about a freeze? If I get a freeze warning before they are ready, should they be cut regardless?

some guys have all the luck (or blessings.. if you prefer)

Amen to this thread lol

olishell said:

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You're not the only one... those plants are older than 3 months, that grass looks like it was cut last month and you'd be a fool not to spot those things.

im not gonna call em a lair my plant that was outdo0r was an accident to.,.,i smoke out there and chuck seeds all the time from high grade.,.,all it takes is a couple go0d rains or waterings and off they go.,with or without ure help.,.,that plant lo0ks healthy love it up.,.,then RIU

WTF man plants need some sorce of water they can't just live off slightly moist compost maybe your wife is growing behind your back

Hey, don't be haters. Anyone who thinks I'm lying is probably envious and simply wishes it were not true. As a great poet of the 20th century once wrote:

"And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?"



That is fertile soil. And it does RAIN where I live. We also have TREES growing on our land and I haven't been watering those. I have baby oaks and elms come up all the time. Just like trees, cannabis can grow wild without the assistance of man. I also have irrigation all over the acreage. Water and nutrients are not lacking on my property in the slightest. And, fine, I'm a fool for not noticing them in the first place. Those plants may be 6 months old, but the bin is only something I mow around back. I have a spot of land in front of the bin too torn up from last year's tomato rows, which means I can't mow in front of it. Remember, this is a FIVE ACRE FARM. It's hard to notice every single plant growing on my property, especially if you're not looking for it.

By the way, how much do you think these will yield?

Here are some more pics I took, today.

wow man thats crazy. im not gonna hate. looks good either way. thats kinda dumb thing to lie about anyways. Just wait it out you should have a pretty nice winter. GOOD LUCK

wow, that shit is fuckin crazy!! looks nice tho bro!

wish i could run across that in my yard lol.

very nice.