Loose vs Lose

What lexical or grammatical errors bother you?

  • Oh, I've got a couple

    Votes: 10 23.8%
  • None, becasue I'm not an uptight asshole!

    Votes: 7 16.7%
  • Fuck you, Tyler! Go shove a book up your ass...

    Votes: 10 23.8%
  • A little bit of the ol' shit and stomp for me

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Oh yeah? Then why are you a 'looser'?

    Votes: 4 9.5%
  • Thanks for playing a part in saving our beloved language. You rock!

    Votes: 12 28.6%
  • Pinworm

    Votes: 17 40.5%

  • Total voters
    42

Laughing Grass

Well-Known Member
I know. If we don't speak colloquially (incorrectly) we do seem pompous. Someone brought up the rule of not ending sentences in a preposition earlier in this thread, but if you don't you seem like a douche...
A young woman is sitting on a plane when an older woman sits next to her. Being polite the younger woman asks "where are you from?" the older woman looks at her and replies "I'm from a place where we don't end our sentences with a preposition". The younger woman thinks for a second and replies "where are you from bitch?"
 

Feralj87

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Reprocessing response...

Back in the days of my youth, when grammar was just a uninteresting subject taught by an old lady with big hair, I remember being taught to write its' as a possessive pronoun. Apparently that use to be a thing, but is no longer considered even remotely correct. I still see it from time to time, and every single time I'm forced to ponder about it and rememeber that big haired lady that taught me wrong. That same lady forced me to give that red headed bitch Tony Blocker back her pretzels, AFTER I traded her my cheetos, she ate them, and then told the teacher I had stolen her snack. Inevitably any recollection of that lady triggers my emotional trauma regarding those pretzels, and I prefer not to be reminded. Thank you for forcing me to relive it.
 
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