Love your plants?

Ok this might sound a bit whacky but:

Do you talk to your plants to make them grow faster?
Do you play music to your plants to make them grow faster?
Do you send love vibes to your plants to make them grow faster?
Do you encourage your plants to become female by giving them female names or refering to them as "she" or "her"?

I named one of my Sensi Skunk plants Lucy. The other 10 Nirvana Northern Lights seedlings havn't been named yet. I sleep in the same room as them so they all absorb my CO2 which I breath out at night.

Some times I slap their pots and let them know who daddy is they get out of line

lol
nice

yeah thats pretty good. .i had two die today and i cussed them. . .that didnt work either

yeah I'll be pissed off if Lucy turns out to be a gay-boy.

2nd gen, sorry to hear about your 2 deaths today. may they rest in peace

thanks 420 i got pissed and tore them apart so . .may they rest in pieces lol

sorry about your loss

thanks. i just realized that i may have to give up more of my babies..i dont have the money to be able to raise that many plants. .but they will be going to a good home. . i hope