Maid stole my dildo
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Men have a closed compartment. Women have a distinct liability here: their Fallopian tubes open directly into the peritoneal cavity. It's biologically correct; hang the niceties.
Commander Strax
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you don't normally see a lot of action in the second hand sex toy market. Sounds like your maid is a real player, you may wanna ask her is you can share it! WIN WIN
bowlfullofbliss
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What the heck is going on around here these days. I read this as it's a woman and am now realizing this is a dude.
Gross man. Come on now. Time to grow up.
Gross man. Come on now. Time to grow up.
Nether Region
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For a forum of potheads, you folks sure are a hateful lot. You seem to read just enough to jump to your own wild conclusions and judgements. I have read about the abusive nature of this site on other pot forums where I have been a member for years. A bunch of jackals here. Strangely I am drawn to your ire. Your ignorance and intolerance is amusing.
The dildo was made from a cast of a lover who died 10 years ago of AIDS. The cast is gone. Thanks for all of the hateful comments.
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The dildo was made from a cast of a lover who died 10 years ago of AIDS. The cast is gone. Thanks for all of the hateful comments.
[video=youtube;Yky4QtRX_DI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yky4QtRX_DI[/video]
I totally believe you. You are a cool guy. Everyone likes you.
Indagrow
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well my maid died so how does that feel.
MojoRison
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Some useful information omitted from the original text, something that might have swayed a few replies...then again this is TnT
dirtyho1968
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It was in the sock drawer after all. Probably disappeared into some other dimension that socks disappear to?
Unclebaldrick
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I think you might be too narrowly thinking about this. There are more options that the maid. Perhaps your lover had another lover who knew about the casting and always coveted it. Or, your lover's ghost cannot rest without his cock (this option doesn't even require surreptitious entry.) Maybe a neighbor who really likes Teddy Pendergast had his attention drawn to your windows months ago and thinks you're hawt. There are millions of possibilities. Why do people always blame the maids? If it doesn't come back, it wasn't meant to be.
Singlemalt
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" If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours...."
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Singlemalt
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^^^^Howling!
now I get why it's called a boner
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