TheBrutalTruth
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By TheBrutalTruth
Source Hanford Sentinel
Apparently some people have launched a campaign to try getting their dog chosen as the next governor of Illinois.
Ironically, this would be a vast improvement over Rod Blagojevich.
And just like Blagothebitch the dog, who is deaf, would not be able to hear calls for her to step down.
Actually, I propose that we replace the US Congress, and the President with dogs as well. They will certainly cost less than $200,000 per dog per year, and less than $400,000 for the Presidential Dog.
And more beneficially they will not be capable of passing any more laws, because they can't write.
It's a win win situation, the government saves a shit load of money, and we finally have a government that isn't out to screw us over.
I propose a toast, to going to the dogs.
Of course, based on the average intelligence displayed by the people in Congress this country has already gone to the dogs, but the real deal would still be an improvement for the reasons itemized.
Lol, of course, we'd have to keep John Edwards away from them because he might be tempted to claim to be able to "channel" their thoughts.
And we'd definitely need to keep Bill Clinton away from them. There's no telling what he'd do to the female dogs in Congress.
Source Hanford Sentinel
Apparently some people have launched a campaign to try getting their dog chosen as the next governor of Illinois.
Ironically, this would be a vast improvement over Rod Blagojevich.
And just like Blagothebitch the dog, who is deaf, would not be able to hear calls for her to step down.
Actually, I propose that we replace the US Congress, and the President with dogs as well. They will certainly cost less than $200,000 per dog per year, and less than $400,000 for the Presidential Dog.
And more beneficially they will not be capable of passing any more laws, because they can't write.
It's a win win situation, the government saves a shit load of money, and we finally have a government that isn't out to screw us over.
I propose a toast, to going to the dogs.
Of course, based on the average intelligence displayed by the people in Congress this country has already gone to the dogs, but the real deal would still be an improvement for the reasons itemized.
Lol, of course, we'd have to keep John Edwards away from them because he might be tempted to claim to be able to "channel" their thoughts.
And we'd definitely need to keep Bill Clinton away from them. There's no telling what he'd do to the female dogs in Congress.
