McDonald's Guide to Living on Minimum Wage
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brotherjericho
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If you are trying to live on minimum wage, you've made some poor life decisions.
ProfessorPotSnob
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I think this is the supersize employee budget . I am sure Mc Donalds will no longer offer anything over 32 hours thanks to the healthcare crap . Might as well count on having three jobs if you want to have drugs and alcohol to keep your sanity while working so much !
SHOTGUN420
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Looks like you need a new job buck.
UncleBuck
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Canna Sylvan
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Totally doable if you mooch off your professional wife. May I suggest meditation to get rid of that teenage pinko angst? I personally like Lapine.
notably absent: food, gasoline, heating, and an accurate health insurance number.
so as long as you don't mind being cold, hungry, sick, and paying for a car that has no fuel to run (all while working about 70 hours a week at two jobs), it's totally doable.
All other bad things about you aside, it looks like you can grow a weed. Minimum wage is for two kinds of people, teenagers and losers. I do, however, have to lol at the guide. But one thing I would add. If you keep your nose to that grindstone, you can surpass minimum wage rather quickly. I still don't trust myself with money, so Im staying unemployed, but the last three jobs I have had were walk in, fill out an app, and a month later Im bringing in 3k a month. That was my lowest paying job. But selling cars sucks.
UncleBuck
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you're living on food stamps and used to steal from your parents to buy heroin. so what would that make you?
brotherjericho
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At one point in my life, I worked a (close to) minimum wage job. Often people around me would say "If I am going to be paid minimum wage, I will give minimum effort". I think that says quite enough.
BTW, many of those people are still working minimum wage jobs if any at all while my wage has increased many times over. I'm guessing either "white privilege" or the fact that I only have one life and I don't want it to be lived out as a loser.
BTW, many of those people are still working minimum wage jobs if any at all while my wage has increased many times over. I'm guessing either "white privilege" or the fact that I only have one life and I don't want it to be lived out as a loser.
That would make me an addict, and arguably a shitty person. Only have the food stamps because a rehab I went to last October got them for me, since technically those in "treatment" are considered homeless, they are good for one year. I just turned 30, started doing smack at 27. Really didn't fuck with drugs before that, worked a lot, paid a lot of taxes. God willing, I will be able to be earning again before too long, and once again I will be paying taxes. So no, I don't feel bad for being on food stamps. Trying to be more like those black people you think I hate so much, I reckon. I will say that, other than my first job when I was 14, I have never worked for minimum wage, and probably never will. So even junkies are above minimum wage.
UncleBuck
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yeah, i suppose if you steal enough stuff from your parents, you can surpass minimum wage. you'd know best.
Canna Sylvan
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He is at least trying now. More than can be said of you.
UncleBuck
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you're right, i never try, it all just happens without me trying. the things plant, water, and prune themselves. don't even get me started on how they magically manicure themselves into presentable nugs at harvest time while i sit back and collect welfare from bipolar teaching assistants.
6, or maybe 8 plants is a hobby, not a full time job. Sure there are a few days where you got to put in some work, but for the most part, its juts gardening. Things people with full time jobs also do. Way to pat your self on the back for doing the bare minimum.
UncleBuck
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lol.
don't forget about the second greenhouse and the indoor operation too, champ.
not all of us have wealthy parents to steal from. that's so low, you really have to say that anyone who resorts to that is from an inferior lot.
Canna Sylvan
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Thats called a hobby, pretty much all of us do that here. I try my best with what I was given and now write for a living. What you do is no different than my grandmother growing prize roses or my growing writing herb.You, on the other hand, are just a whining mooch who runs spell check over others posts and does nothing meaningful with his life.
UncleBuck
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since you refuse to kill any living things, do you just let the mites eat your stuff?
Red1966
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Wow, you think growing 6 weeds is a big accomplishment! If you set the bar low enough, even you can be a success.........lol............
UncleBuck
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you're gonna want to keep reading there, sport.
requesting a change of title on thread to "posterior pains? tell uncle buck all about them".