There's nothing better than a good fist fight. You get me and my friends all together in a bar or party and somebodys gettin the piss beat out of em. Hahaha I love it.
Hey man yeah sorry for being a dick right off the start. I kinda have a chip on my shoulder about guys who like to pick someone out of the crowd and start a random ass fight just for the hell of it.
I was at a party by a guy I didn't know (first mistake) with this chick who was a friend, but she was like a friend of a friend, kind of friend. Know what I mean? Well about two days before, I got released from the hospital after having my appendix almost burst and removed. For some reason I wanted to party (second mistake) and back then, there wasn't anything that would keep me away from my 'get right.'
I call a few broads but the only one that's free is a chick who is a good acquaintance. Whatever I want to party. She makes some calls. The only party on this side of town was a dude she knew that I didn't.
So I was just sitting in the back yard
sans appendix drinking cheap beer out of a Dixie cup, when this asshole starts talking shit. I don't remember now but I guess I said something he didn't like. He smiles, but I've heard stories about him. He's an asshole. So when he threw a punch I wasn't surprised. I lowered my head and let him hit me on the top of the crown. He cursed and hit me with his other hand in the nose.
This is retarded because I literally did nothing that could've offended this guy. I didn't even talk to anyone I didn't recognize. He picked me for the simple purpose of entertainment (the place was boring and a sausage fest to boot). That's why there has to be a good ratio of women at a party... keeps us from killing eachother i think lol.
Anyways, I had a problem. I couldn't just leave.
He attacked me and for nothing, I had to do something. Except I had fresh operation scars and I was at this guys party surrounded by all his friends and brothers. One of his brothers was an ex con and a ganster, and the other was a UNLV college boxing champion... I was uber fucked, I did the only thing I could do. I drank my beer.
The girl I came with is frantically trying to get me to leave. Now that I think about it, it really was sweet how much she tried to protect me that night.
After he noticed I hadn't left he walked up laughing nervously, because by now anyone who wasn't a complete waste of space was wondering why he was picking on this guy who just wanted to drink (which was my intention and only option under the "fighting back" category), and started wailing at my head. I dodged the first two like some kind of jackie chan drunken master but this just proved to piss him off more.
Embarrassed and furious he started throwing hooks that easily found their mark. 3, 4, 5 times in the head, idk I lost count, and mind you, all completely out of the blue. I didn't even see the guy before he started fucking with me. Eventually the girl I was with actually stepped between us and stopped him. Before I knew what was going on, she picked me up and dragged me out of the house. I think maybe by this point she was a little embarrassed too.
So you have to forgive me if I say I hate people like that. If I was wrong about you, I'm sorry.