the best way to make money is to grow lots n lots of weed, give all the bud to your friends for free , keep all the stalks and trim for yourself and pray that the indians are right about fuckin karma, alternatively using the only the stalks and trim , wet it down and pulp the fuck out of it until it its a green mushy paste roll it flat with a rolling pin, leave to dry and hey presto uve got real good quality paper, now take a bank note, lets be greedy and make it a $100 bill and copy the design, carefully now, on to all the hemp paper, next we need to cut the notes out, ask ur mom or ur psychiatric nurse to use the blunt ended scissors and whoop de doo weve got money, now take it to the roughest bar in town and exchange it for beer, remember to be abusive to the barman, that way he'll think ur a regular drinker in the establishment and wont bother to check the cash too closely, for example, if he's a black guy and your a white guy remember to finish each statement/question with "wuzzup ma nigger", this statement will instantly ingratiate you with all the patrons of the bar and they will soon be askin you to go to parties with them. go with them it'll be jolly good fun and story to tell all your friend.
