Most Embarassing Toking Moments

Racked himself? Whats that mean man? Never heard it before.

I didn't do this, but I heard it happened to a few "associates" of a friend of mine.


Somehow these people found out that this guy had like a pound of weed and decided to steal it from him.

I'm not sure of the exact details (it's been awhile) but they had some kind of info that this guy ALWAYS kept his weed hidden in his freezer wrapped in foil.

Brazen as it is, these idiots supposedly did a type of home invasion where a couple of them would keep this guy and his wife in one room and the others would collect the goods and they would leave.

So the caper unfolds and they barge in the house, get control of whoever was there, the others quickly ran into the kitchen and opened the freezer and sure enough, there was the goods, wrapped in foil just like it was supposed to be.

In a panic they grabbed all of it and they all ran out of the house and sped away......

At this point they must have needed something to help them relax so they decided to break out the goods and roll one up.

So one of them grabbed one of the frozen blocks that was wrapped in foil, opens it, and it turned out that it was all frozen okra....

Harrekin said:

Racked himself? Whats that mean man? Never heard it before.

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Means he hit himself in the nuts.
My second most embarrassing moment was last year or so. A friend and I were hitting the pipe and I have sissy lungs so I cough a lot sometimes. Anyways I was coughing and took another hit and was coughing more untill I threw up on my rolling tray. It was just a couple gulps of Dr. Pepper but it was gross.
First most embarrasing was about 5 years ago I was visiting with some friends I hadn't seen in a while. One of my friends had a sandwich bag full of salvia leaves he got on the internet(We didnt know what it was back then so we never got off) sitting on the table and stupid me thought it was a bag of pot. So I said "who dares me to eat a handful of pot?" So as I'm trying to chew on them my friends bust out laughing. Boy did I feel like a moron!

Me, my brother and my buddy got an ounce of schwag one night for 60 bucks and decided to make some brownies after breaking away enough to smoke while the budder was being prepared. We smoked through about three bowls then started dipping into the budder. Haha, nasty shit, but we were stoned. The brownies started baking and I was in the living room with my bro when we hear my a loud thud in the kitchen so we go and my buddy is on the ground and looks like he is punching the floor to try and get up. We later found out he passed out on his way to the fridge and couldn't figure out which way was up. Around this time my at-the-time lightweight ass starts to panic because I think my heart is beating out of my chest and I look at my brother and he's shaking his legs freaking out too. Haha. We will never forget that night. I haven't been as high since. My tolerance is a little higher now.

Jesus.. lately my wife has been upset with me cause everytime lately I get high I think shit is going wrong with me.. last night on some SLH I thought my appendix burst.. the other day I thought my leg with titanium rod in it was coming out.. crazy shit as of late.