Most painful shit ever

JOEGALLO

Well-Known Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #21

SUE!! haha j/k but damn that sucks! I have had a little grease pop on me from bacon and that hurt so I can imagine your finger going in a commercial sized fryer

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Oct 10, 2014

• #22

bump

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Oct 10, 2014

• #23

stopped up for days once after eating tons of opiates. real bad stomach ache almost like having fish hooks in the belly Thought I might have to digitally remove it,

 

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ULEN

Well-Known Member

• Oct 10, 2014

• #24

Naga, you ever heard fingers for chicken wings?

Why aren't you filthy rich right now? I don't believe anybody would care if McD's franchise closed because they got sued.

 

mr sunshine

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #25

Man the fuck up I worked with a guy that would put his fingers into a running deep fryer all the time just to show us he could...so get over it and grow a dick!!

Edit I didn't realize this thread was so old I bet the fingers are still bothering that pussy!

 

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WORDZofWORDZCRAFT

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #26

lmfao this is 6 years old

 

Singlemalt

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #27

Damn, I was hoping that the thread was about monster painful dumps

 

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anzohaze

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #28

I was cooking n a restaurant and I was cutting up.something and I set knife down amd it fell off cutting board so I went to catch it like an idiot it and sliced my finger wide open.. second story I was workinf went home on lunch was cooking soke chicken nuggets well I turned the grease on walked outside sparked a blunt hit it 2 time went back inside amd the grease was on fire so cut the grease off had a brain fart and was lost on what to do ni biggie I picked up pot s
Opened back door stepped on rug and slipped grease flung.my way 3rd degree burned my left hamd 2nd degree burn right thigh amd burned my face but not terrible talking about sucking dn did that suck.. 3rd incident I am an auto tech working om a 91 volvo 240 wagon checked alternator for not charging another tech comes.over cranks the car while I am doing my job amd takes off part of my right index finger to 1st knuckle. I got pics if u wanna see there pretty knarly

Edit.... damn u sunshine

 

KLITE

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #29

So wait a second?! You burn yourself at mcdonalds and you have to buy the weed yourself?!
Man i think youve got yourself a slipped on peepee at the costco type stiuation. Id have grabbed a full pound and not just a quarter.

 

KLITE

Well-Known Member

• Oct 10, 2014

• #30

Damn, I was hoping that the thread was about monster painful dumps

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Ye i was expecting a took such a hard shit just been to the hospital to get asshole stiches kind of predicament.

 

iconoclast

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #31

My most painful shit was when I ate a bunch of cheese curds and didn't shit for two days while I was camping. On the third day, I went home and when I dropped a duff, I felt like my asshole was being torn apart.

 

Skuxx

Well-Known Member

• Oct 10, 2014

• #32

Eat a bunch of Kratom and tell me how your shit goes the next day.

 

ChingOwn

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #33

Singlemalt said:

Damn, I was hoping that the thread was about monster painful dumps

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Me to I was ready with a Jalapeno seed story but, I got let down

 

Hookabelly

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• Oct 10, 2014

• #34

BarnBuster said:

stopped up for days once after eating tons of opiates. real bad stomach ache almost like having fish hooks in the belly Thought I might have to digitally remove it,

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Well played...

 

Commander Strax

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• Oct 11, 2014

• #35

"Most Painfull"?

throw your dick in next time and see if you are right!

 

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brimck325

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• Oct 11, 2014

• #36

painfull....read some veep hair removal reviews from amazon.....now thats painfull! some funny shit too...

 

AltarNation

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• Oct 11, 2014

• #37

a) Deep fried foods are still awesome.

b) Did they turn off that fryolator, empty it, and clean it? I bet they didn't.

c) Start a lawsuit, they'll probably settle. What did you trip over?

 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2014

• #38

I mean if it were anyone else I'd say take your licks (like dude who fucked up his knee at Home Depot) but it's fucking Micky D's. Stick it to them. They have had the nation (scratch that) the PLANET over a barrel for too long.

Edit: Also, this is different because you were an employee. I'm too stoned to have remembered that. However... still... fuck them... do us all a favor and at least TRY to fuck them...