Anybody ever been so desperate for food after smoking, that they threw together random sh*t to try and make some decent food because you were just THAT desperate?
My worse was probably after smoking for the last time at my friends apartment before he moved. The place was totally empty, as was hi fridge, except for a bag of corn tortillas, a block of velveeta cheese, and some salsa and beans left over from el pollo loco.
First a i made a little bean and salsa taco. I'm not gonna lie it tasted pretty good. Then, as my unsatisfiable hunger got orse, I started thinking what i could make with the leftover corn tortillas, and velveeta cheese. It hit me that corn tortillas were essentially tortilla chips, and I could melt the cheese and make nachoes. I just had to crisp up the tortillas. So I turn on my friends electric stove top (the spiraly metal that heats up, ya know) and just start frying tortillas directly on there. We had a few minor fires break out, and the house was completely full of smoke, and the damn tortillas would just NOT get crispy! they turned to like charcoal black, and they sill weren't like tortilla chips!
Eventually I had these black tortilla bricks. So now I had to melt the cheese. But there was nothing to melt it in. So we go to the trash and pull out a sam's club styrofoam cup, and just plop the cheese down in there. And microwave it until it bubbles over.
They were without a doubt the crappiest worse things Ive ever eaten. And despite this, I ate about 7 tortillas worth.
My worse was probably after smoking for the last time at my friends apartment before he moved. The place was totally empty, as was hi fridge, except for a bag of corn tortillas, a block of velveeta cheese, and some salsa and beans left over from el pollo loco.
First a i made a little bean and salsa taco. I'm not gonna lie it tasted pretty good. Then, as my unsatisfiable hunger got orse, I started thinking what i could make with the leftover corn tortillas, and velveeta cheese. It hit me that corn tortillas were essentially tortilla chips, and I could melt the cheese and make nachoes. I just had to crisp up the tortillas. So I turn on my friends electric stove top (the spiraly metal that heats up, ya know) and just start frying tortillas directly on there. We had a few minor fires break out, and the house was completely full of smoke, and the damn tortillas would just NOT get crispy! they turned to like charcoal black, and they sill weren't like tortilla chips!
Eventually I had these black tortilla bricks. So now I had to melt the cheese. But there was nothing to melt it in. So we go to the trash and pull out a sam's club styrofoam cup, and just plop the cheese down in there. And microwave it until it bubbles over.
They were without a doubt the crappiest worse things Ive ever eaten. And despite this, I ate about 7 tortillas worth.
