My Bullies : How to get revenge?

plateau said:

He is right, but I feel the need to elaborate. I honestly thought there would be more people on here with this mindset, but unfortunatly that isn't the case.

I have one reccomendation. Look inside yourself. Figure out your angers, the root of them, and deal with them in your own way. I find working out to let off some steam. Meditation works great. Reading is relaxing. Learning is the ultamite cure...Then FORGIVE. Learning to forgive will bring you unfathomable joy in life and you can begin to focus on yourself, instead of others.

I know this may sound like harsh words at first, but really, this is the EASIEST, and BEST way to work out your problem. It may take months or even years, but you will get over them.

I truely hope you take my advice. We need more love in this world.

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I say beat the fuck outa em

First things first Richirich, sorry about that shit that happened to you, I had a couple bullies too when i was kid so i know how u feel. Ultimately you should wait and let karma sort them out, but if your as impatient as I am fuck waiting. The ultimate embarrassment is beat someone down in front of their whole family there is nothing more shameful than getting ur ass kicked in front of your family, however if ur worried about legal ramifications catch the fucker when hes alone and beat him with a phonebook it wont leaves any bruises

CLOSETGROWTH said:

Too funny,.. I was thinking the same thing.

What a butt pirate!!!!

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lmfao right!!!
How could you let somebody like that bully you.
Around here a girl would knock him out.

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lmfao right!!!
How could you let somebody like that bully you.
Around here a girl would knock him out.

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I could probably curl that lil butt munch.. Hahahahaa!

Living well is the best revenge. Takes longer though.

Find out where they live. Wait till the early hours of the morning. Pour petrol through the letter box. Light petrol. Run like fuck.
If they have mail boxes instead of postal openings on the door, then throw a petrol bomb through the window instead.

The End.

p.s. Innocent casualties are nothing more than collateral damage.

Heres a website.They have files on everything.Revenge,cooking dope,ordinance etc.....
http://www.textfiles.com. Peace

This is too funny......sorry but those retro 80's lames are bullying you.......wtf...bro.....they look like girls......kick them in their vaginas and get on with your life........get some confidence and stand up for yourself

If you can send things to people at school, like balloons and flowers, you could send them some flowers and a card. The card should be over-sized and have a huge picture of a dick covering it. Have "Thanks for my valentine" or something similar written across the top. Make sure the card is big enough for others to see when they open it.

just go for the knock out bro. one hard hit and its over

smokaholick said:

just go for the knock out bro. one hard hit and its over

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I like the way you think.

popping tires and sending them gay shit aint gonna get the job done lol.Just catch one of them sleeping and haymaker the shit out of him.

I still cant believe these guys dress like a fucking 80's rollar disco lol they even got the matching headbands these dudes gotta be gay lovers.

hahahaha so glad this thread took off with some wild suggestions, I love it.

I'm still deciding between 2 main categories : Violence or Prank Violence (i.e. throwing a petrol bomb in their house, rofl)


Anyway, I get the feeling some people didn't understand this.

I didn't "let myself" be bullied by those fags, I was a year younger than all of them, not to mention skinny and small (now that is not the case). From 5 - 12 years old, they constantly mobbed me verbally and physically, it didn't occur to me to beat them up because it was impossible, they would've beaten the shit out of me 5 guys a time (which they had already done).

So now, I want to fry those mother fuckers.

Remember, contest is still open, 100g of my finest to whoever can give me the ultimate suggestion. If everything goes well, there will be pics of bloody noses!!! lol

-Rich

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No need for violence go the mentel way. You all ready no where they live wait till gradution that way you know everyone will be gone break in there houses and fuck there rooms up thouch nothing but there rooms. Make sure to drop a #2 in the middle of each there rooms just to make it an extra special day for em. It will fuck with there minds for years too come wondering why only there rooms were messed up. As a leed up you can do prank phone calls to em say your going to kill the or send them a box full of poo but u gotta do it to all of em so they'll talk about makes em more freaked

good luck
CRACKA

revenge only leads to......

haha whatever, just kidnap them and lock'em up in 10x10 nuclear shelter or something and let them feed on eachother.
another, less criminal alternative would be to screw allot with their property, houses, cars etc and top it of with a supersoaker filled with old urin and a tazer to defend yourself with when they attack ^^

There is the standard classic revenge, but it entails law breaking, so anything I say or said is hypothetical only.

Break into their houses and tamper with their stuff, then replace the stuff so it looks undisturbed , and then leave.

This works well if you get their toothbrush, and give the toilet rim a bit of a scrub with it, itch your anus with it, comb the dog's arse hair with it, jizz on it, ...whatever. The key here is to take a picture of their toothbrush as you are brushing the cat's balls with it. Then, when the timing feels right, email or post them a print of the pic. Make sure it has identifying background items in so they know someone was in their house, interfering with their stuff, and that the toothbrush in the photo being used to floss a bum's armpit hair, is indeed theirs.

For the ladies, any kind of yeast/mushroom dust/dried fecal dust sprinkled onto sanitary pads is very nasty.

Poking pinholes in condoms is another goodie.

Plant dubious porn or sexual toys in places likely to be discovered by irate partners/parents.

Using a very small needle size, use a syringe to inject your urine into plastic bottled drinks/shampoo/dishwash/ or into cuts of meat/spreads/alcohol etc... make sure to capture your 'urine placements' on camera.

If you can manage to collect them, infest their house or underwear drawer with fleas/tics/roaches.

Dip ALL their eating utensils in the toilet, let them dry, replace.

A turd or dead bird in the water pipes somewhere if possible. Particularly easy if their house uses a hot water 'header' tank.

A light dried coating of dishwashing liquid on cups and plates usually leads to diarrhea. Or you could mix Turbo-Lax into whatever you can find.

Thin pins or sewing needles slotted into the carpet on an almost horizontal angle are hard to see and will hurt like hell.

A loop connecting the + and - pins on power cords gives a nice BANG when plugged in. Fuse wire is good.

Chew some gum, the softer the gum stays the better, then put it on the inside of their caps/hats. Hopefully they won't notice til they have to get it cut out.

There are certain dusts/powders of a fine consistency that are very irritating to human skin. These are perfect for adding to toilet rolls.

The best thing you could do, with access to the right information, is assume their identity.

Oh, and take ALL the remotes.

I see a few people are recommending forgiveness and forgetfulness. Remember, this would be the way your tormentors prefer you set things right. Like a little bitch. You cannot just decide to forgive and forget, it doesn't work that way. You can tell when you do truly forgive them, because you just won't give a shit about it anymore. Pretending it doesn't bother you anymore and making a conscious effort to remind yourself to forgive them is nothing more than lies and lip service to yourself.

The only way you could forgive them, is to understand their actions from their viewpoint. They had their reasons, and the most probable and prevalent reason for their actions is that they were kids. Nasty scumbag cowards kids, but still kids. Who knows, one of 'em could have been taking it up the arse regularly from their grampa, or maybe the babysitter locked them in a closet...who the fuck knows, there's a ton of reasons kids are dickheads. A lot of it is survival, eat or be eaten etc...

Pretend forgiveness does not last long, it eats at your soul and manifests itself in many ways. Happiness is not one of them.

Forget about it and move on? What a crock of utter shit.

If someone kicks in your car and breaks the windscreen, you don't just keep on driving and not even attempt to get them to pay for the damages.

They took something from you, they broke something of yours and laugh about it when they remember. Fuck forgive and forget, it's complete bullshit that's good in theory but worthless in the real world. If you don't really forgive them, it's lieing to yourself in their defense.

get their information and sign them up to 12 step programs and focus groups, like for alcoholics and people with suicidal tendencies.
order a bunch of pizzas and have them delivered to their house.


ps. i added that italian guys girlfriend, and poca hontas saba to my facebook. haha

once, when traveling to south america i had to share a room with this guy that was a real scum bag.

so i un screwed his shampoo bottle and put a used condom inside, i never found out what happened with that tho.

Miss MeanWeed said:

I see a few people are recommending forgiveness and forgetfulness. Remember, this would be the way your tormentors prefer you set things right. Like a little bitch. You cannot just decide to forgive and forget, it doesn't work that way. You can tell when you do truly forgive them, because you just won't give a shit about it anymore. Pretending it doesn't bother you anymore and making a conscious effort to remind yourself to forgive them is nothing more than lies and lip service to yourself.

The only way you could forgive them, is to understand their actions from their viewpoint. They had their reasons, and the most probable and prevalent reason for their actions is that they were kids. Nasty scumbag cowards kids, but still kids. Who knows, one of 'em could have been taking it up the arse regularly from their grampa, or maybe the babysitter locked them in a closet...who the fuck knows, there's a ton of reasons kids are dickheads. A lot of it is survival, eat or be eaten etc...

Pretend forgiveness does not last long, it eats at your soul and manifests itself in many ways. Happiness is not one of them.

Forget about it and move on? What a crock of utter shit.

If someone kicks in your car and breaks the windscreen, you don't just keep on driving and not even attempt to get them to pay for the damages.

They took something from you, they broke something of yours and laugh about it when they remember. Fuck forgive and forget, it's complete bullshit that's good in theory but worthless in the real world. If you don't really forgive them, it's lieing to yourself in their defense.

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When has revenge ever solved a problem? How is this going to make him feel any better? It won't. And if he gets caught or something goes wrong and things get out of hand...............well, it won't be a good thing. Revenge is something we all want when someone has wronged us. If you think about it though, it doesn't solve a thing. Trust me when I say they will get what's coming to them. And if he gets revenge he will get what's coming to him too. I'm not saying he should forget. Hell, I'm not even saying he should forgive. What I am saying is he should move on. That's the mature thing and the right thing to do. Most people get bullied at some point. It's a terrible thing but kids don't and can't possibly understand what they're doing. That isn't an excuse, it's a fact. If he gets revenge, especially violent revenge, a couple things will probably happen. Somebody will get hurt, maybe even the OP. Somebody may get into trouble. And when all is said and done nobody will win. To the OP, do what you want but understand that you will become no better than them. Remember that shit.