LOL! That is hilarious! I wouldn't worry about dogs eating/breathing weed. Granted I've got big ass dogs, even if you look at the experiments on rats, they have to consume so many more times their body weight in weed that it's just about impossible to overdose...
As for the brownies, the chocolate contains theobromine, which can be deadly to dogs. However, Vets, like any other profession, like money so they make a big deal about it when I think it's really not as bad as it sounds... I've seen dogs each chocolate before. Same with grapes... and supposedly grapes are poisonous too. This is what I mean... When I was at my vets office they had a VPI pet insurance poster, with a "thank you" story on it. Aparantly these people spilled a beer on a table (A beer.. like ONE glass of beer) and the dog drank it off the table... So the RUSHED to the vet where he needed an IV to detox! And thanks to VPI they only paid $200 instead of $600 for the procedure or whatever..... Right....... I'm just thinking.... My lab drank a full glass of whisky once.... on the rocks.... my roommate had left it on the coffee table and we were distracted and suddenly we were like "whats that noise?" Look over, and its the slurping of the dog drinking the Black Label Johnny Walker :-s
To make a long story short, the dog got a good buzz, slept well and was fine... and no bullshit IV for a little OH.
FYI, dogs are cool with the -OH (alcohol). When dogs drink engine coolant/radiator fluid (and they do because it tastes sweet even though its deadly toxic), a large part of the treatment is giving the dog alcohol... Vodka works well. the -OH functional group inhibits metabolism of ethylene glycol. Ethylene glycol is what kills dogs. As it metabolizes in the body, it produces toxic metabolites which destroy the kindneys/liver function and nerveous system. The drinking alcohol helps prevent the production of those metabolites and giving the veterinarian time to induce vomitting/diahreea.
And yeah, my dogs like toking too. Well, kind of... My Great Dane is a damn pothead
but my other dog has a hate love relationship with it... He'll come up to me (I think because he gets jealous of the other one), sit down and just look at me, waiting for some smoke. So I'm like... ok fine... u want some smoke? and he just cocks his head and shakes his tail... so I blow some his way, and he freaks out with the smoke and kinda sneezes... and shakes his head and runs off to his nook. Then couple of min later, he's right there again begging for another hit! There was a time when i didn't smoke him out, only my other dog because i thought there could be miscommunication and didnt want to make my dog high if he didnt like it. But then it was REALLY obvious that he didn't like his bro smoking out and not him! lol... so now he likes joining in. I never force either of them to do anything. I'm cool with it because I'll be toking, and they just come up to me when they smell it. They can walk away, too, if they want too. but the way I see it, if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for my pups
Oh, and the cutest thing is when I pull out a new bud, I'll show it to them and they approach it really slowly (to like an inch or two away), look at it, smell it and they just sit and lick their lips waiting while I pack a bowl. I love me pups! Dogs are awesome!