My Craigslist Ad for sex

Geez... That made me blush...

Dead. I died. xD

howd you die

ChingOwn said:

howd you die

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This post.

When you finally find someone too gross, hook us up.

Can anyone see the pic of me in the OP? It was a rough night. All I can see is a small box with an X in it.

Shame

Can't see it kemo.. But I've made similar ads in back pages you may get more hits there..

"Can snap a baby carrot with my sphincter" always seemed to attract the crowd you so desire

Shame. I was fucking beautiful.

Until I can find someone who wants me to be their slave, I am going with this

Posted: about 18 hours ago

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/5484428446.html

young toilet pig looking for feeder - m4m (Lloyd PDX)

body : athletic height : 6'0" (182cm)

age: 24



younger guy with a secret fart fetish. love the idea of a guy using me as his personal ass slave - forcing me to sniff and rim his ripe, sweaty hole. looking for a guy to use his ass to dominate me. also looking for reg thing
Hosting at my hotel or travel. No mess for you, door unlocked, just come in and take a seat, get your ass eaten, take a dump in my mouth, and leave. Definitely hot if you want to jack off while you're taking a shit.

Discreet here - and have a face pic to swap via email. First time guys cool,
just be serious about meeting up.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5484428446


posted: 2016-03-09 4:32pm

Fucked up, I feel the pics were key.
The little x's do add to the mystique so I tapped anyway.

Maybe it's the whiskey talking........ but I'm thinking about hitting her up to try to get to her two daughters, maybe the grandkids.

Date me? (S. Salem)

body : big height : 5'2" (157cm)status : divorced

age: 53



First off let me say that I am NOT looking for a sexual hook-up, this includes NSA and FWB. I will not jump into sex with anyone right off. If this is what you are looking for, then please do not respond and continue your search.

I am looking for someone who would like to take me out and if there is a mutual attraction, will lead to sex after a couple of dates and then may lead to a LTR. But we start off as friends first.

I am almost 54 and single. I have my own place, income, and car. I have 2 grown daughters. The oldest lives with me. I also have 3 grand kids who live in WA.

I am a smoker but need to quit. I do not work as I am on disability due to various health reasons. I am also 420 friendly and rarely drink.

Please be at least 43 and have your own place and income. I will not financially support you or give you a place to live.

Please be single/divorced and either live in or very near Salem Oregon. Near means within a half hour. If not, please continue. Please send a face pic in your response. I will NOT respond to responses without a pic. NO PIC, NO RESPONSE.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5485371686


posted: 2016-03-10 11:10am

ClaytonBigsby said:

Maybe it's the whiskey talking........ but I'm thinking about hitting her up to try to get to her two daughters, maybe the grandkids.

Date me? (S. Salem)

body : big height : 5'2" (157cm)status : divorced

age: 53



First off let me say that I am NOT looking for a sexual hook-up, this includes NSA and FWB. I will not jump into sex with anyone right off. If this is what you are looking for, then please do not respond and continue your search.

I am looking for someone who would like to take me out and if there is a mutual attraction, will lead to sex after a couple of dates and then may lead to a LTR. But we start off as friends first.

I am almost 54 and single. I have my own place, income, and car. I have 2 grown daughters. The oldest lives with me. I also have 3 grand kids who live in WA.

I am a smoker but need to quit. I do not work as I am on disability due to various health reasons. I am also 420 friendly and rarely drink.

Please be at least 43 and have your own place and income. I will not financially support you or give you a place to live.

Please be single/divorced and either live in or very near Salem Oregon. Near means within a half hour. If not, please continue. Please send a face pic in your response. I will NOT respond to responses without a pic. NO PIC, NO RESPONSE.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5485371686


posted: 2016-03-10 11:10am

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How is this bitch not married,
Total catch

ClaytonBigsby said:

Maybe it's the whiskey talking........ but I'm thinking about hitting her up to try to get to her two daughters, maybe the grandkids.

Date me? (S. Salem)

body : big height : 5'2" (157cm)status : divorced

age: 53



First off let me say that I am NOT looking for a sexual hook-up, this includes NSA and FWB. I will not jump into sex with anyone right off. If this is what you are looking for, then please do not respond and continue your search.

I am looking for someone who would like to take me out and if there is a mutual attraction, will lead to sex after a couple of dates and then may lead to a LTR. But we start off as friends first.

I am almost 54 and single. I have my own place, income, and car. I have 2 grown daughters. The oldest lives with me. I also have 3 grand kids who live in WA.

I am a smoker but need to quit. I do not work as I am on disability due to various health reasons. I am also 420 friendly and rarely drink.

Please be at least 43 and have your own place and income. I will not financially support you or give you a place to live.

Please be single/divorced and either live in or very near Salem Oregon. Near means within a half hour. If not, please continue. Please send a face pic in your response. I will NOT respond to responses without a pic. NO PIC, NO RESPONSE.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5485371686


posted: 2016-03-10 11:10am

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I'd be all over that shit if she didn't smoke weed. Everything else is marriage material for me.