my daughters fav joke

My daughters favorite joke, she would have me tell her this joke several times a day too.........

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

unique (u-neak) up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.....unique (u-neak) up on it!

> UCLA STUDY
>
> A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
>the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on
>where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she
>is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is
>menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with
>duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on
>fire.
>
> No further studies are expected.

a penguin takes his car to the mechanic. mechanic says i'll have a look under the hood, give me a few minutes.
so the penguin goes down the street to get an ice cream ( because penguins like ice cream).
so he makes his way back.
the mechanic says, " i took a look at your car and it looks like you blew a seal".
the penguins smiles and says " no that's just a little ice cream".